Bart's Blackboard Quotes

 This punishment is not boring and pointless. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not fake seizures. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not snap bras. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not spin the turtle. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not conduct my own fire drills. 
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Nationality: American   
 Funny noises are not funny. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not draw naked ladies in class. 
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Nationality: American   
 I did not see Elvis. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 They are laughing at me, not with me. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not encourage others to fly. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not belch the National Anthem. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not sell land in Florida. 
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Nationality: American   
 High explosives and school don't mix. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not bribe Principal Skinner. 
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Nationality: American   
 Underwear should be worn on the inside. 
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Nationality: American   
 The Christmas Pageant does not stink. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not torment the emotionally frail. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not carve gods. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not barf unless I'm sick. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. 
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Nationality: American   
 I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. 
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Nationality: American   
 My name is not Dr. Death. 
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Nationality: American   
 A burp is not an answer. 
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Nationality: American   
 Teacher is not a leper. 
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Nationality: American   
 The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee. 
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Nationality: American   
 Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not call the principal "spud head". 
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Nationality: American   
 Goldfish don't bounce. 
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Nationality: American   
 No one is interested in my underpants. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not sell miracle cures. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will return the seeing-eye dog. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not charge admission to the bathroom. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I am not Literatureized to fire substitute teachers. 
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Nationality: American   
 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. 
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Nationality: American   
 Organ transplants are best left to the professionals. 
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Nationality: American   
 The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. 
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Nationality: American   
 There are plenty of businesses like show business. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball. 
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Nationality: American   
 Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. 
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Nationality: American   
 Beans are neither fruit nor musical. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not send lard through the mail. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not dissect things unless instructed. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough. 
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Nationality: American   
 Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. 
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Nationality: American   
 "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice. 
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Nationality: American   
 Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. 
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Nationality: American   
 Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not strut around like I own the place. 
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Nationality: American   
 The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. 
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Nationality: American   
 I do not have power of attorney over first graders. 
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Nationality: American   
 The boys room is not a water park. 
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Nationality: American   
 I am not a lean mean spitting machine. 
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Nationality: American   
 Nerve gas is not a toy. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 The First Amendment does not cover burping. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 No one wants to hear from my armpits . 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism. 
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Nationality: American   
 There was no Roman god named "Fartacus". 
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Nationality: American   
 A fire drill does not demand a fire. 
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 I will not hide the teacher's Prozac. 
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Nationality: American   
 I am not my long-lost twin. 
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Nationality: American   
 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not lie in front of the school bus with ketchup on my face. 
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Nationality: American   
 I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten. 
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Nationality: American   
 I am not certified to remove asbestos. 
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Nationality: American   
 Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related. 
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Nationality: American   
 Shooting paintballs is not an art form. 
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Nationality: American   
 "butt.butt" is not my E-mail address. 
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Nationality: American   
 My butt does not deserve a website. 
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Nationality: American   
 "The President did it" is not an excuse. 
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Nationality: American   
 It does not suck to be you. 
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Nationality: American   
 I have neither been there nor done that. 
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Nationality: American   
 Fridays are not "pants optional'. 
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Nationality: American   
 I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize. 
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Nationality: American   
 I can't see dead people. 
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Nationality: American   
 I won't not use no double negative. 
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Nationality: American   
 My suspension was not "mutual". 
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Nationality: American   
 A belch is not an oral report. 
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Nationality: American   
 Dodgeball stops at the gym door. 
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Nationality: American   
 "Non-Flammable" is not a challenge. 
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Nationality: American   
 I was not touched "there" by an angel. 
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Nationality: American   
 I am not here on a fartball scholarship. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not dance on anyone's grave. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I cannot hire a substitute student. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not obey the voices in my head. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not surprise the incontinent. 
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Nationality: American   
 I was not the sixth Beatle. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will only provide a urine sample when asked. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 Science class should not end in tragedy. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not "let the dogs out". 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 The hamster did not have "a full life". 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not flush evidence. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not instigate revolution. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I am not the new Dalai Lama. 
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Nationality: American   
 I will not trade pants with others. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not spank others. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 Pork is not a verb. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I will not demand what I'm worth. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I am not a 32 year old woman. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   




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