A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.
Author: Carolyn Wells Nationality: American
b. 18 June 1862
- d. 28 March 1942
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Author: Henry Louis Mencken Nationality: American
b. 12 September 1880
- d. 29 January 1956
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
Author: Sydney J. Harris Nationality: American
b. 14 September 1917
- d. 08 December 1986
People who go to Las Vegas, you've got to question their fucking intellect to start with. Traveling hundreds and thousands of miles to essentially give your money to a large corporation is kind of fucking moronic. That's what I'm always getting here is these kind of fucking people with very limited intellects.
Author: George Carlin Nationality: American
b. 12 May 1937
- d. 22 June 2008