Dogs Quotes

 A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling 'Hey, come back here with my breast! ' 
Author: Linda Ellerbee
Nationality: American
b. 15 August 1944
  
 If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. 
Author: Fran Lebowitz
Nationality: American
b. 27 October 1950
  
 Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. 
Author: Groucho Marx
Nationality: American
b. 2 October 1890  - d. 19 July 1977
  
 There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 
Author: Bern Williams
Nationality: American   
 There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. 
Author: Angus Young
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 March 1955
  
 I would rather be beaten and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. 
Author: Davy Crockett
Nationality: American
b. 17 August 1786  - d. 6 March 1836
  
 My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. 
Author: Rita Rudner
Nationality: American
b. 17 September 1956
  
 We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet 
Author: Rita Rudner
Nationality: American
b. 17 September 1956
  
 In their sympathies, children feel nearer animals than adults. They frolic with animals, caress them, share with them feelings neither has words for. Have they ever stroked any adult with the love they bestow on a cat? Hugged any grownup with the ecstasy they feel when clasping a puppy? 
Author: Jessamyn West
Nationality: American
b. 18 July 1902  - d. 23 February 1984
  
 The other day the President said, I know you`ve had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy? 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve months old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully, otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog. 
Author: David Blunkett
Nationality: British
b. 06 June 1947
  
 All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ. 
Author: Stephen Colbert
Nationality: American
b. 13 May 1964
  




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