D'uh Quotes

 A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Actually, I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about - when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me. 
Author: George W. Bush
Nationality: American
b. 6 July 1946
  
 Bart: As God as my witness, I WILL pass the fourth grade! Homer: And if you don't pass, you'll be bigger than the other kids. 
T.V. Series: The Simpsons
Nationality: American   
 Facts are stupid things. 
Author: Ronald Reagan
Nationality: American
b. 6 February 1911  - d. 5 June 2004
  
 First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country. 
Author: George W. Bush
Nationality: American
b. 6 July 1946
  
 Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you. 
Author: Samuel Goldwyn
Nationality: American
b. 27 August 1884  - d. 31 January 1974
  
 I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 I can tell you in two words: im possible. 
Author: Samuel Goldwyn
Nationality: American
b. 27 August 1884  - d. 31 January 1974
  
 I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. 
Author: Samuel Goldwyn
Nationality: American
b. 27 August 1884  - d. 31 January 1974
  
 I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.  
Author: Ronald Reagan
Nationality: American
b. 6 February 1911  - d. 5 June 2004
  
 I think they were a disgrace. These people standing behind the fence drinking beer, most of them are about 50 kilos overweight, making ridiculous comments. Gee whiz, as far as I'm concerned it's easy for someone to say that from behind the fence. While they pay their money and all that sort of stuff, gee whiz, I reckon there's some sort of integrity in life. 
Author: Justin Langer
Nationality: Australian   
 I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 If Gore invented the internet, then I invented spell check! 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 When the time comes for this Government to take action, it will take it in its own good time. 
Author: R. J. Heffron
Nationality: Australian
b. 10 September 1890  - d. 27 July 1978
  
 One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. 
Author: Brooke Shields
Nationality: American
b. 31 May 1965
  
 Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Our virtues are most frequently but vices in disguise. 
Author: FranÁois de La Rochefoucauld
Nationality: French
b. 15 September 1613  - d. 17 March 1680
  
 He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. 
Author: Richard Gordon Darman
Nationality: American
b. 10 May 1943  - d. 25 January 2008
  
 Complete courage and absolute cowardice are extremes that very few men fall into. The vast middle space contains all the intermediate kinds and degrees of courage; and these differ as much from one another as men's faces or their humors do. 
Author: FranÁois de La Rochefoucauld
Nationality: French
b. 15 September 1613  - d. 17 March 1680
  
 How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up two cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? 
Author: Mark Harmon
Nationality: American
b. 02 September 1951
  
 St. Elsewhere was certainly a great show. 
Author: Mark Harmon
Nationality: American
b. 02 September 1951
  
 People who go to Las Vegas, you've got to question their fucking intellect to start with. Traveling hundreds and thousands of miles to essentially give your money to a large corporation is kind of fucking moronic. That's what I'm always getting here is these kind of fucking people with very limited intellects. 
Author: George Carlin
Nationality: American
b. 12 May 1937  - d. 22 June 2008
  
 For NASA, space is still a high priority. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it`s Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 The other day the President said, I know you`ve had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy? 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we`re going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the - to the back! 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation`s history. I mean in this century`s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn`t live in this century. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 The future will be better tomorrow. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 It`s a very good historical book about history. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 What you guys want, I'm for. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement. 
Author: Dan Quayle
Nationality: American
b. 4 February 1947
  
 I have a respect for Jesse Jackson. That he was an important figure in paving the way for an Osama bin Laden to appear. 
Author: Dan Rather
Nationality: American
b. 31 October 1931
  
 I know Bernie is very sick, but just because a person is sick doesnít mean that he is necessarily pure of heart in all things. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 We just canít stop people from being homeless if thatís their choice. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 Jesus didnít say yes to everyone. I mean Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it is not necessarily everyoneís place to come to Australia. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially itís going to go up in price and their own power bills when they switch the iron on are going to go up, every year. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  




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