Gays Quotes

 As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children. 
Author: Anita Bryant
Nationality: American
b. 25 March 1940
  
 Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian. 
Author: Fran Lebowitz
Nationality: American
b. 27 October 1950
  
 Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 No goannas, no gays. 
Author: Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen
Nationality: Australian
b. 13 January 1911  - d. 23 April 2005
  
 Okay, conservatives have changed my mind. Allowing gay marriage, I have been persuaded, will destroy the family, weaken Western civilization, turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, increase the trade deficit with Japan, endanger the family farm and promote tooth decay. The impeccable logic of conservative opponents is simply too powerful to deny. 
Author: Stephen Chapman
Nationality: Australian   
 Same-sex marriages. The name implies that the value of heterosexual marriages goes down once you let homosexuals into the institution There goes the neighborhood. I don't buy this realtor's view of relationships. Gay and lesbian couples who want to wed aren't trying to assail the grounds for marriage. They're trying to share them. If anything, they want to stabilize the gay community. 
Author: Ellen Holz Goodman
Nationality: American
b. 11 April 1941
  
 The original ''crime'' of ''niggers'' and lesbians is that they prefer themselves. 
Author: Alice Malsenior Walker
Nationality: American
b. December 1944
  
 Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. 
Author: Yakov Smirnoff
Nationality: American
b. 24 January 1951
  
 I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying. 
Author: President Barack Hussein Obama
Nationality: American
b. 4 August 1961
  
 My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. 
Author: Roseanne Barr
Nationality: American
b. 3 November 1952
  
 The barometer of where one is on human rights questions is no longer the black community, it's the gay community. Because it is the community which is most easily mistreated. 
Author: Bayard Rustin
Nationality: American
b. 17 March 1912  - d. 24 August 1987
  
 We should insist on gay marriage. We should regard it as scandalous that two people could claim to love each other and not want to sanctify their love with marriage and fidelity. It's going to be up to conservatives to make the important, moral case for marriage, including gay marriage. 
Author: David Brooks
Nationality: American
b. 11 August 1961
  
 Gays have "declared war upon nature, and now nature is extracting an awful retribution. 
Author: Patrick J. Buchanan
Nationality: American
b. 2 November 1938
  
 If someone comes to me and asks whether homosexuality is okay or not, I will ask 'What is your companion's opinion?' If you both agree, then I think I would say, if two males or two females voluntarily agree to have mutual satisfaction without further implication of harming others, then it is okay, 
Author: Dalai Lama
Nationality: Tibetan
b. December 1935
  
 And the young gay people in the Altoona, Pennsylvanias and the Richmond, Minnesotas who are coming out and hear Anita Bryant in television and her story. The only thing they have to look forward to is hope. And you have to give them hope. Hope for a better world, hope for a better tomorrow, hope for a better place to come to if the pressures at home are too great. Hope that all will be all right. Without hope, not only gays, but the blacks, the seniors, the handicapped, the us'es, the us'es will give up. And if you help elect to the central committee and other offices, more gay people, that gives a green light to all who feel disenfranchised, a green light to move forward. It means hope to a nation that has given up, because if a gay person makes it, the doors are open to everyone. 
Author: Harvey Milk
Nationality: American
b. 22 May 1930  - d. 27 November 1978
  
 When I was 15, I changed it legally. In retrospect, I think it was largely due to my struggle about being gay. Everything just didn't fit, and I was trying to find things I could identify myself with, and it started with my name. I picked Portia because I was a Shakespeare fan. De Rossi because I was Australian and I thought that an exotic Italian name would somehow suit me more than Amanda Rogers. When you live in Australia, Europe is so far away and so fascinating, so stylish and cultured and sophisticated.[ 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 It just obviously wasn't right for me. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 The practice of declaring people FAIR GAME will cease. FAIR GAME may not appear on any Ethics Order. It causes bad public relations. This P/L does not cancel any policy on the treatment or handling of an SP. 
Author: L. Ron Hubbard
Nationality: American
b. 13 March 1911  - d. 24 February 1986
  
 That stupid fucking kid! That stupid fucking kid! Look what he's done to me! 
Author: L. Ron Hubbard
Nationality: American
b. 13 March 1911  - d. 24 February 1986
  
 Variant sexual preferences, including homosexuality, will be tolerated and respected universally. 
Author: Herbert Otto
Nationality: American   
 All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness. The important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. 
Author: Dalai Lama
Nationality: Tibetan
b. December 1935
  
 I should like to know why nearly every man that approaches greatness tends to homosexuality, whether he admits it or not. 
Author: D. H. Lawrence
Nationality: English
b. 11 September 1885  - d. 2 March 1930
  
 I believe the nearest I've come to perfect love was with a young coal-miner when I was about 16. 
Author: D. H. Lawrence
Nationality: English
b. 11 September 1885  - d. 2 March 1930
  
 Today, blacks are no longer the litmus paper or the barometer of social change. Blacks are in every segment of society and there are laws that help to protect them from racial discrimination. The new "niggers" are gays. It is in this sense that gay people are the new barometer for social change. The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind: gay people. 
Author: Bayard Rustin
Nationality: American
b. 17 March 1912  - d. 24 August 1987
  
 From a Buddhist point of view, men-to-men and women-to-women is generally considered sexual misconduct. From society's point of view, mutually agreeable homosexual relations can be of mutual benefit, enjoyable and harmless. 
Author: Dalai Lama
Nationality: Tibetan
b. December 1935
  
 I am forced to the appalling conclusion that I would never have become a writer but for Joan's death, and to a realization of the extent to which this event has motivated and formulated my writing. I live with the constant threat of possession, and a constant need to escape from possession, from control. So the death of Joan brought me in contact with the invader, the Ugly Spirit, and maneuvered me into a life long struggle, in which I have had no choice except to write my way out. 
Author: William Seward Burroughs
Nationality: American
b. 05 February 1914  - d. 02 August 1997
  
 In homosexual sex you know exactly what the other person is feeling, so you are identifying with the other person completely. In heterosexual sex you have no idea what the other person is feeling. 
Author: William Seward Burroughs
Nationality: American
b. 05 February 1914  - d. 02 August 1997
  
 If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do. 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews? 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 With all of our differences, we [members of the audience] all have one thing in common, we’re all gay. Now there are people out there [in audience] going “Do they think we’re gay because we’re here? Do we look gay? I told you this would happen. We’re not going to understand a word of this.” Seriously, though, if you're here you're probably gay. I mean, you have tendencies, you've thought about it. Now there are people [in audience] going “I have thought about it. Does that mean I'm gay? I'm not gay. Is that how they get us?” 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 But I do believe that's when you do your soul-searching. I think when you have these trials that life gives you, it is an opportunity to find out who you are. Not just who you are when everything's great, but who are you when every thing is taken away from you and you have nothing. 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 I think I'm healthier than I've ever been. I'm happier than I've ever been. I'm more myself. I can't stress that enough. I think kindness is the key to yourself and to other people. ... I think I found out who I was, and I think I really try to be a better person every single day. And Portia makes me better. 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 I think one of the turning points in my life came a few years ago. I started going to sleep at night just talking to myself, saying, "You're perfect just the way you are," because I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good. Just those affirmations every night changed my belief in who I was because I had been told for so long, over and over, that I was something else. That brings us to another agreement: Don't make assumptions - because we assume that when people do something or say something to you, they mean just what we think they mean. 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 I wish that I wasn't seen differently. I wish that people looked at me and just saw that I was a good person with a good heart. And that wants to make people laugh. And that's who I am. I also happen to be gay. And I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called. I mean, there are couples that have been together, 30 years, 40 years. And all of a sudden, they lose their house, you know, the taxes kill them, because it's different because they're not married. Everything is taken away, just because. You know, with Sept. 11, there are a lot of people that lost their partner and didn't get the same benefits. It's not fair. And at the same time I know there are people watching right now saying, you know, it's sick it's wrong, it's this. And it's like, I can't convince them that I'm not sick or wrong, that there's nothing wrong with me. You know, I can live my life and hope that things change, and hope that we're protected as any other couple. 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 My name is Ellen and I'm a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me : I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian . I've said it... 
Author: Ellen de Generes
Nationality: American
b. 26 January 1958
  
 How and why women's choice of women as passionate comrades, life partners, co-workers, lovers, community, has been crushed, invalidated, forced into hiding. 
Author: Adrienne Rich
Nationality: American
b. 16 May 1929
  
 False history gets made all day, any day, the truth of the new is never on the news False history gets written every day... The lesbian archaeologist watches herself sifting her own life out from the shards she's piecing, asking the clay all questions but her own. 
Author: Adrienne Rich
Nationality: American
b. 16 May 1929
  
 I’m not gay, but those stories did a number on my dating life for six months. 
Author: Ken Mehlman
Nationality: American
b. 21 August 1966
  
 The president strongly believes that marriage in this country ought to be between a man and a woman. He also believes it is something that ought to be decided by the people. He doesn't believe that judges ought to impose their will on the people. 
Author: Ken Mehlman
Nationality: American
b. 21 August 1966
  
 The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it? 
Author: Bill Maher, Jr.
Nationality: American
b. 20 January 1956
  
 Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if you had to have sex with them it would be over in an excruciating three minutes. It's just, - and from the headlines of the past year I gather the only sex they're really good at, is gay sex. Really. Jeff Gannon in the White House press room, Representative Mark Foley, the Reverend Ted Haggard. I mean, that's an awful lot of gay when you're running against it in every election. 
Author: Bill Maher, Jr.
Nationality: American
b. 20 January 1956
  
 Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. 
Author: Bill Maher, Jr.
Nationality: American
b. 20 January 1956
  
 Everyone is their own kind of lesbian. To think there's a certain way to dress or present yourself in the world is just one more stereotype we have to fit into. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I did a lot of fast talking as a youth; I was pretty good at it. I was never talked into it - I was always the one doing the talking. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I didn't choose the fact that I was gay, but I did choose whether to live my life as a gay woman - that was the terrifying thing for me. Especially being a gay actress. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I don't even like watching sex scenes in movies. I have a slight prudish side to me. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying! 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think it's beautiful. I'm such a romantic, and I always have been. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I justified it in so many ways. I had a very, very long and difficult struggle with my sexuality. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I knew that I was gay, I knew it. I just couldn't see myself as a gay woman, even though that's where my heart was. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I love being able to wear dresses and clothes that make me feel feminine and beautiful, and I love the fact that I don't have to all the time; I can wear a tank and jeans. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I ran into Ellen at a photo shoot. She took my breath away. That had never happened to me in my life. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I really never stopped thinking about Ellen, because I just haven't felt that kind of energy with anyone in my life. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I saw Ellen and my knees were weak. It was amazing. And it was very hard for me to get her out of my mind after that. Then when I saw her that night, we started talking, and that's that. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I stumbled into acting and just loved it. I deferred law school-and I'm still deferred. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I thought, I'm out in my life, that doesn't involve my public life. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I try to be feminine, yet intellectual and smart at the same time. You don't see enough of that. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I want to exude strength and intelligence. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I want young people to see me and think you can be feminine and smart and successful, all at the same time. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I'm living by example by continuing on with my career and having a full, rich life, and I am incidentally gay. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I've had so many interviews where the last question is, Are you gay? I had to find very creative ways to say that I was gay, but that I wasn't going to talk about it. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 If I was 14 and knew some gay people, I wouldn't nearly have had the struggle I had. Our world is definitely changing. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 If you've looked at all the glamour magazines lately, all the covers are actresses. If they are on those covers, they are going to try to emulate models. That's just the way it is. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 It sounds so trite, but my private life is mine. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 Just look at all the awards shows now. It has turned into a catwalk. You have to be wearing a certain designer, a certain dress, and everyone's critiquing. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 My feelings for Ellen overrode all of my fear about being out as a lesbian. I had to be with her, and I just figured I'd deal with the other stuff later. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 My sexuality is a part of me that I really like. But it's not the totality of me. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 People might find me attractive, but it's also my job to prove that I can be intelligent. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 Supermodels are over, and the new picture girl has become the television actress. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 The most important thing for me was to never, ever, ever deny it. But I didn't really have the courage to talk about it. I was thinking, The people who need to know I'm gay know. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 We must be able to inspire. That's my goal in acting. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 When I was 15, I changed my name legally. I think it was largely due to my struggle about being gay. Everything just didn't fit, and I was trying to find things I could identify myself with, and it started with my name. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 When I was anorexic it just seemed like I literally wanted to disappear. And now I would like to reappear. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 When I watched Ellen come out in '97, my jaw was on the floor. I thought, there are some people who break the doors down, hold them open, and some people who walk right through. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home, the only thing you can control is how you respond publicly. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 You live with the fear people might find out. Then you actually have the courage to tell people and they go, I don't think you are gay. It's enough to drive you crazy. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I was thinking, well, the people who need to know I'm gay know, and I'm somehow living by example by continuing on with my career and having a full, rich life, and I am incidentally gay, but it's not a big political platform. I justified it in so many ways. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I wasn't that proud of it, but it was certainly a recognition for my self control. I definitely had some pretty amazing willpower to get down to 82 pounds. And that's what I was holding on it. I didn't think of anything else. 
Author: Portia de Rossi
Nationality: Australian
b. 31 January 1973
  
 I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.  
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. 
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not. They need salvation just like anybody else. 
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 Baby carrots are making me gay. 
Author: Stephen Colbert
Nationality: American
b. 13 May 1964
  
 Do not talk of the Khedas to me, mother. I belong to Ranjha and he belongs to me. And the Khedas dream idle dreams. Let the people say, "Heer is crazy; she has given herself to a cowherd." 
Author: Shah Hussain
Nationality: Pakistani
b. December 1538  - d.  December 1599
  
 The nights are long without my beloved. Since Ranjha became a jogi, I have scarcely been my old self; people everywhere call me crazy. My young flesh is all wrinkled, my bones are a creaking skeleton. I was too young to understand love; and now as the nights swell and merge into each other, I play host to that unkind guest - separation. 
Author: Shah Hussain
Nationality: Pakistani
b. December 1538  - d.  December 1599
  
 I have to go to Ranjha's hut, will someone go with me? I have begged many to accompany me, but I had to set out alone. The river is deep, and the shaky bridge creaks. I am tortured by my wounds, but Ranjha my beloved is the doctor who can cure them. Only my beloved can bring me comfort. 
Author: Shah Hussain
Nationality: Pakistani
b. December 1538  - d.  December 1599
  
 God hates America, and those calamities last Tuesday are none other than the wrath of God, smiting fag America. You need to see in those flames a little preview of the flames of Hell that are going to soon engulf you, my friend. Burn your soul forever! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates America, and those calamities last Tuesday - September 11, 2001, are none other than the wrath of God, smiting fag America. That wasn't any accident. That wasn't any coincidence. There's only America to blame for those tragedies. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 How many do you suppose of those hundred and thirty soldiers died in the Pentagon last Tuesday were fags and dykes? And how many do you suppose were working in that massively composed building structure called those two World Trade Center buildings, Twin Towers? There were five thousand or ten thousand killed and, counting all those passengers in those airplanes, it's very likely that every last single one of them was a fag or dyke or a fag enabler, and that the minute he died, he split hell wide open, and the way to analyze the situation is that the Lord God Almighty, pursuant to His threatenings and warnings, killed him, looked him in the face, laughed and mocked at each one of them as He cast each one of them into Hell! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates America, and God demonstrated that hatred to some modest degree only last Tuesday - sent in those bombers, those hellacious 767 Boeing bombers, and it was a glorious sight. What you need to do is see in those flames - those sickening, twisting, burning, life-destroying flames, brightly shining from every television set around the world! You need to see in those flames a little preview of the flames of Hell that are going to soon engulf you, my friend. Burn your soul forever! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Thank God for 9/11. Thank God that, five years ago, the wrath of God was poured out upon this evil nation. America, land of the sodomite damned. We thank thee, Lord God Almighty, for answering the prayers of those that are under the altar. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 We told you, right after it happened five years ago, that the deadly events of 9/11 were direct outpourings of divine retribution, the immediate visitation of God's wrath and vengeance and punishment for America's horrendous sodomite sins, that worse and more of it was on the way. We further told you that any politician, any political official, any preacher telling you differently as to the cause and interpretation of 9/11 is a dastardly lying false prophet, cowardly and mean, and headed for hell. And taking you with him! God is no longer with America, but is now America's enemy. God himself is now America's terrorist. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Stiff-necked America, in flagrant rebellion against God, is indulging a caterwauling orgy of sinful maudlin cinementality on the 5th anniversary of God's 9/11 vengeance upon this evil nation for its sodomite sins! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 For ten long weary years prior to 9/11, WBC warned you daily on the mean streets of this nation that your sodomite sins will be avenged by an angry God except you repent. You persecuted us for our trouble, thereby aggravating your great transgression. On 9/11/01, God Almighty dealt backsliding America a staggering blow. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Same-sex marriage, by any name, civil union or otherwise, is the ultimate smashed-mouth in-your-face insult to God Almighty, and you think He's going to let England and America and the rest of this evil world get by with it? God Almighty has not joined fags in holy wedlock. God no longer keeps America safe. America is doomed. We're getting the pants beat off of us, in Iraq, in Afghanistan. God is now America's terrorist, that's who Bush is fighting, that's the terrorist that he best be afraid of. You tweaked His nose, you jackass, you tweaked His nose! God put it in your wicked heart to start that war. That's the message we've got at the funerals of these dead soldiers. God duped you into starting a war, so He could punish you. And any preacher preaching it any other way is a lying hell-bound false prophet. So almost eighteen months now and the siege has got people eating their babies, and their small children, and each other! You're gonna eat your babies! God Himself duped Bush into a no-win war, and He did that by the technique of putting a lying spirit in the mouth of all his trusted advisers, to punish America. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Thank God for the tsunami, and thank God that two thousand dead Swedes are fertilizing the ground over there in Asia. How many of these two thousand, do you suppose, were fags and dykes? This is how the Lord deals with His enemies. And the Lord has got some enemies. And Sweden heads the list. You filthy Swedes. You filthy Swedes!" 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 All, the Snyder v. Westboro Baptist Church case, was a protestation by the government of the United States against the word of God. They don't want me preaching that God is punishing America by killing those servicemen. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 The very idea of putting a preacher on trial for what he preaches, the very idea, you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 The Lord sent a world-class whopper of a massacre to Virginia Tech, killing thirty-three, drawing headlines like 'Shocked!', 'Horrified!', 'The worst massacre in US history!'. Well, we wish you were thirty-three thousand killed, but we are thankful to our Father for thirty-three. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Bush said, in a big memorial service the other day, we've come to mourn and grieve and try to make some kind of sense out of this senseless tragedy that makes no sense. Well, wrong, President Bush. It makes perfect sense, to those who believe the Bible. The victims of the massacre died for America's sins and persecuting Westboro Baptist Church. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned! The fag-infested land of Australia is burning. The fire of God's wrath is sending hundreds of those filthy Australian beasts straight to hell! We at Westboro Baptist Church are rejoicing, and we are praying that the dear Lord would burn many more Australians alive! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Don't you stupid Aussies get it? Australia is doomed! Nothing, and nobody, can help you. You have sinned willfully after you have received knowledge of the truth. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Canada is a filthy country run by fags, which has Draconian laws making it a crime to preach the Gospel there. All of these cowardly kissy-poo preachers who telecast their milquetoast sermons into Canada have to edit out every single word critical of fags - snip, snip, snip - or the fag officials of Canada will arrest and criminally prosecute the Canadian affiliates, and shut down their stations! There's no freedom of speech in Canada. There's no freedom of religion in Canada. It is against the law to read the Bible in Canada. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Our church has had a lot of bad dealings with those demon-possessed Canadians! A big Canadian flag flies at our church upside-down, the international symbol of distress. We fly it day and night, to educate and warn people about the fagi-nazi regime just to the north of us. Canadians are afraid of their tyrannical fag-run government. You can determine for yourself about Canada, and keep as far away from them as you can. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 We warned that WBC has had lots of experience with Ireland's militant sodomite citizenry, steeped for many decades in ignorant, blind idolatrous Catholicism, belching out their vile fagspeak, slander and blasphemy against God and His word. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 I tell you, my friends, it's a sin to pray for the U.S.A. And nobody that's intelligent, and that fears God, will fly the American flag any way but upside-down, the international signal of distress... It's too late to pray for the U.S.A. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 This evil nation has smeared fag feces blended with dyke fag semen and dyke feces on the Bible! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates fags! God hates America! Thank God for dead soldiers! You're going to hell!" 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God is punishing America for the way they have persecuted us at Westboro Baptist Church, and worse and more of [the Virginia Tech massacre] is coming and this evil sodomite nation is doomed. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 For sixteen years, America has conducted a crusade of terror against Westboro Baptist Church: bombing and vandalizing our property, raiding our church with lying search warrants, seizing and destroying our goods, assaulting and battering us, putting our people in the hospital, slandering, threatening us with death, suing us, prosecuting us, arresting and jailing us, blaspheming, mocking and scoffing at our message from God, vilifying us, demonizing and marginalizing us, a technique that they hope would silence all those who are trying to preach, saying that we're just a bunch of kooks. Only brute beast blindness explains America's conduct against Westboro Baptist Church. By refusing to heed Westboro Baptist Church, that God hates fags, and by continuing to persecute Westboro Baptist Church, America is pouring gasoline on the raging fires of God's wrath. America may expect many more dead and maimed bodies from Iraq, many more Katrinas and other natural disasters, and many more Virginia Tech massacres. Westboro Baptist Church rejoices, not grieves, when we see God's vengeance. Think, America. Think Iraq. Think Katrina. And think Virginia Tech massacre, because worse and more is on the way.  
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 It is the obligation of Westboro Baptist Church to put the cup of God's fury to America's lips, and cause America to drink it. And you will drink it! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 In our experience, no modern country is more repressive of human rights than the U.S.A. The vaunted First Amendment is nothing but empty words on paper. We will journey to China at our expense, and tell our story of modern American repression of human rights, upon invitation. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Homosexuals now pervade and control American government at every level and branch. Thus, only those churches that support and promote the militant homosexual agenda enjoy religious freedom. Any church in America that dares to preach what the Bible says about soul-damning, nation-destroying moral filth of the vile homosexual beasts among us, loses all Constitutional guarantees of religious freedom and speech rights. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 We understand that Iraq is the only Muslim state that allows the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ to be freely and openly preached on the streets without fear of arrest and prosecution. Alas, the United States no longer allows the Gospel to be freely and openly preached on the streets, because militant sodomites now control our government, and they violently object to the Bible message. The same majoritarian sodomite tyranny that now guides the Clinton administration's repressive policies toward Gospel preaching on America's streets, is apparently responsible - at least in part - for the merciless slaughter by starvation of 400 innocent Iraqi babies each day in your country. If our government and laws will allow it, and at the invitation of your government, we would like to send a delegation from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, to preach the Gospel on the streets of Baghdad for one week in the near future. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Thank God for the violent shooter, one of your soldier heroes in Tucson. God appointed the Afghanistan veteran to avenge himself on this evil nation. However many are dead, Westboro Baptist Church will picket their funerals. We will remind the living that you can still repent and obey. This is ultimatum time with God. Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. Luke 13:3. This nation unleashed criminal violent veterans on Westboro Baptist Church for telling you to obey God. We told you at your soldiers' funerals that they are dying for your sins. You hate those words and you will not stop sinning. So you sent violent veterans, so-called patriot guard riders, to attack and try to silence Westboro Baptist Church. Then you sent violent crippled veteran Ryan Newell with 90 rounds of ammunition, planning to shoot five Westboro Baptist Church members while picketing. God restrained the hand of them all, then he turned the violent veteran on you. 22-year-old Jared Loughner opened fire outside a Tucson, Arizona grocery store, shooting Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, Federal Judge John M. Roll, and sixteen others. At least six are dead and counting. Congress passed three laws against Westboro Baptist Church. Congresswoman Giffords, an avid supporter of sin and baby-killing, was shot for that mischief. A federal judge in Baltimore, part of the massive military community in Maryland and in the District of Columbia, put Westboro Baptist Church on trial for faithful words from God. Federal Judge Roll paid for those sins with his life. Today, mouthy witch Sarah Palin had Representative Giffords in her crosshairs on her website. She quick took it down, however, because she is a cowardly brute like the rest of you. The crosshairs to worry about are God's and he's put you in his and your destruction is upon you. You should have obeyed. This nation of violent murderers is in full rebellion against God. God avenged himself on you today by a marvelous work in Tucson. He sits in the heavens and laughs at you in your affliction. Westboro Baptist Church prays for more shooters, more violent veterans, and more dead. Praise God for his righteous judgements in this Earth. Amen. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Mr. Rogers gave aid and comfort to homosexuals. He was a man who preached tolerance of all sorts of people in ways that directly contradicted the Bible. His syrupy teachings led millions astray. He was a wuss and he was an enabler of wusses. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 George Carlin is now in hell, and it is not relevant that George Carlin boasted that he does not believe in hell when he lived on Earth. Be assured, Carlin believes in hell now. George Carlin, the filthy blasphemer, the obscene potty-mouth skeptic, agnostic and profane atheist, who had nothing but disdain for the God and the Bible all the days of his tragic life, is now at this minute and forever writhing and screaming in exquisite pain, pleading for mercy from that God he flipped off while performing for HBO lucre. When Carlin died, June 22nd, he split hell wide open. Hell from below was moved beneath thee at thy coming, it stirrith up the dead for thee. Are thou as weak as we George Carlin?! The worm is spread unto thee and the worm covers thee.George Carlin is in hell. Deal with it. You will soon join him there. America is doomed. We will picket George Carlin's funeral..Amen! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Bill O'Reilly is a demon-possessed messenger of Satan. O'Reilly regularly slanders Westboro Baptist Church on his program, and he only has guests who join him in slandering Westboro Baptist Church, and refuses to allow Westboro Baptist Church to respond! Thus, Bill O'Reilly is a blaspheming hell-bound hypocrite claiming to be fair and balanced and running a no-spin zone. Hah! O'Reilly is of his father the Devil. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 The President, Barack Obama, whose moral values would permit him to kill his unborn grandchildren if his daughters get pregnant by mistake... that same president has now issued a formal proclamation glorifying sodomite sin!... This evil man has proclaimed June as the month to be proud of abominable sins against God!... God then affixed the death penalty for doing what the LGBT fags do, fornicating day and night, and what Obama gratuitously said we must be proud of!... This jackass of a president ought to proclaim pride month for decency, abstinence and chastity, not for the most abominable sins known to mankind — in the estimation of God Almighty, that is. Obama will bring down the curses of God upon the whole creation. Remember, you ignorant Americans, you Obama-worshippers around the world, we warned you. He raises a false argument ordering that nobody discriminate against fags. Listen up, you Bible-ignorant moron! It is neither wrongful nor sinful to discriminate against sin!" 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 You are a Bible pervert, President George W. Bush! And I knew it, the minute you hired that fag Scott Evertz to run your White House and told Rumsfeld to hire that fag Stephen Herbits, to screen all the applicants for employment to the Pentagon. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 To the delight of millions of little children, the Santa in New York's great parade will be half of a same-sex couple. And guess who the other half will be? Me! Harvey Fierstein, nice Jewish boy from Bensonhurst, dressed in holiday finery portraying the one and only Mrs. Claus. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Arnold: I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never been young and beautiful. Oh, I've been beautiful, and God knows I've been young, but never the twain have met. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Bertha: You have a high voice for a lesbian! 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Bertha: Just wait until you see my act: Bertha Vanation and her Dance of the Virgin. Murray: Which she does completely from memory. Bertha: Bitch! 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Arnold: I know you'll find this hard to comprehend, but I want more out of life than meeting a pretty face and sitting down on it. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Bertha: Personally, I never enjoy sex with someone I know. Arnold: Our Lady of High Standards! 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Alan: Why are all the mirrors covered? Arnold: So we don't see the pain in our faces. Alan: Why is everyone sitting on boxes? Arnold: To make sure there's pain in our faces. Ma: (sotto voce) You told me he was Jewish! Arnold: Out-of-town Jewish. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Ma: Friend-friend, or euphemism-friend? David: He used to be a euphemism, now he's just a friend. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Ma: What loss did you have? You fooled around with some boy. Where do you compare that with a marriage of forty years? Come on. I'm not one of your pals. Arnold: I lost someone I loved. Ma: So you felt bad. Maybe you cried. Forty years I lived with this man. He got sick, I took him to the hospital. I gave them a man. They gave me a place to visit on holy days. How could you know how I felt? It took two months before I slept in our bed. It took a year before I could say "I" instead of "we." How dare you? Arnold: You're right. How dare I? I couldn't know how it feels to put someone's things in plastic bags and watch garbage men take them away. Or how it feels when you forget and set his place at the table. The food that rots because you forgot how to shop for one. You had it easy! You had your friends and relatives! I had me. My friends said "At least you had a lover." You lost your husband in a clean hospital. I lost mine on the street! They killed him in the street! Twenty years old, laying dead, killed by kids with baseball bats! That's right, Ma, killed by children! Children taught by people like you that queers don't matter! Queers don't love! And those that do deserve what they get!!  
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Ed: Whoops. Arnold: Whoops? Ed, did you say "whoops"? No, Ed. "Whoops" is when you fall down an elevator shaft. "Whoops" is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha. "Whoops" is when you accidentally douche with Drano! No, Ed. This was no "whoops!" This was an AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGHHH!! 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Ma: Arnold, think about the boy. The way you live is bound to affect him! Arnold: Ma, David is gay! Ma: He hasn't even been here a year! Arnold: He came that way! Ma: Nobody comes that way! Arnold: What an opening! 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Arnold: I have taught myself to sew, cook, fix plumbing, I can even pat myself on the back when necessary, so I don't have to ask anyone for anything. There's nothing I need from anyone except for love and respect. And anyone who can't give me those two things has no place in my life. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Arnold: Anyway, it's easier to love someone who's dead. They make so few mistakes. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Hello, boys. How are you all? I just love boys. Hello. Are you here alone? Who are you with? A woman? At my show? We'll make believe. It's theatre. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Do you remember at the presidential convention where they nominated Bush? Do you know what song they played to bring Bush on stage? No. “The Best of Times” from La Cage aux Folles. I said some fag pulled a fast one on them! 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 I live in a small fictional town in Connecticut. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 See, I went to an all-gay high school. Art and Design. Now the truth is it wasn’t really all gay, but they bused them in, it was the law. So I went to this high school, I had friends like Pablo. Pablo used to breast-feed a porcelain doll during math. You know. My friend Lauren used to roll cigarettes on her boots. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 You’d probably just lost your virginity, I’d probably just lost count. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 We had great sex, but we argued politics. Now we enjoy politics and argue sex. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 Now they know who we are. We’re counted in their surveys, we’re numbered in their watchfulness, we’re powered in their press. We’re courted, polled, placated. Now they know that we’re teachers and doctors and lawyers and priests and mothers and babies. Now they see us everywhere. Hospitals, theatres, classrooms. Obituaries. Now when they tell lies about us, we answer back. We found our voices. We know who we are. They know who we are. And they know that we care what they think. 
Author: Harvey Fierstein
Nationality: American
b. 06 June 1952
  
 If you’d asked me for advice I would have said to have – adopt a sort of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about all of these things. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 Liz Hayes: Homosexuality? How do you feel about that? Tony Abbott: I’d probably feel a bit threatened.  
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 Leigh Sales: What was “threatened” referring to? Tony Abbott: Well, there is no doubt that it challenges, if you like, orthodox notions of the right order of things. 
Author: Tony Abbott
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 November 1957
  
 Like the vast majority of Americans, I’ve opposed same-sex marriage, but I’ve also opposed unjust discrimination against anyone, for racial or religious reasons, or for sexual preference. Americans are a tolerant, generous, and kind people. We all oppose bigotry and disparagement. But the debate over same-sex marriage is not a debate over tolerance. It is a debate about the purpose of the institution of marriage and it is a debate about activist judges who make up the law rather than interpret the law. I agree with 3000 years of recorded history. I believe marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman and I have been rock solid in my support of traditional marriage. Marriage is first and foremost about nurturing and developing children. It’s unfortunate that those who choose to defend the institution of marriage are often demonized. 
Author: Mitt Romney
Nationality: American
b. 12 March 1947
  
 Q: You said that you would sponsor the Employment Nondiscrimination Act [banning gays from being fired]. Do you still support it? A: At the state level. I think it makes sense for states to put in provision of this. I would not support at the federal level, and I changed in that regard because I think that policy makes more sense to be implemented at the state level. If you’re looking for someone who’s never changed any positions on any policies, then I’m not your guy. I learn from experience. 
Author: Mitt Romney
Nationality: American
b. 12 March 1947
  
 I’ve been in a state that has gay marriage, and I recognize that the consequences of gay marriage fall far beyond just the relationship between a man and a woman. They also relate to our kids and the right of religion to be practiced freely in a society. The status of marriage, if it’s allowed among the same sex individuals in one state is going to spread to the entire nation. And that’s why it’s important to have a national standard for marriage. And I’m committed to making sure that we reinforce the institution of marriage in this country by insisting that all states have a right to have marriage as defined as between a man and a woman; and we don’t have unelected judges saying we’re going to impose same-sex marriage where it was clearly not in their state constitution. My state’s constitution was written by John Adams. It isn’t there. I’ve looked. The people need to speak on this issue and make sure that marriage is preserved as between a man and a woman. 
Author: Mitt Romney
Nationality: American
b. 12 March 1947
  
 At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won't be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black. 
Author: George Clooney
Nationality: American   




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