Gods Quotes

 And when did you last see your father? 
Author: W. F. Yeames
Nationality: British
b. 18 December 1835  - d. 03 May 1918
  
 Because he who thinks freely does his best toward being right, and consequently does all that God, who can require nothing more of any Man than that he should do his best, can require of him. 
Author: Anthony Collins
Nationality: English
b. 21 June 1676  - d. 13 December 1729
  
 Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. 
Author: Thomas Paine
Nationality: American
b. 29 January 1737  - d. 8 June 1809
  
 Could anything be absurder than humans? The animal who knows everything about himself - except why we were born and the meaning of our unique life? 
Author: Storm Jameson
Nationality: English
b. 08 January 1891  - d. 30 September 1986
  
 Devotion to God is atheism to Life. 
Author: Norman Lindsay
Nationality: Australian
b. 22 February 1879  - d. 21 November 1969
  
 Fear was necessary to a religion which was to bring power to its leaders, for fear is the complement of power. Men seek power to gain their objective and to overawe their fellows: and simplicity must be disguised by mysticism for the glorification of the high priests of power. 
Author: Eleanor Hibbert
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1906  - d. 18 January 1993
  
 God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. 
Author: Ethel Mumford
Nationality: American
b. December 1878  - d.  December 1940
  
 God is the universal substance in existing things. He comprises all things. He is the fountain of all being. In Him exists everything that is. 
Author: Giordano Bruno
Nationality: Italian
b. December 1548  - d. 17 February 1600
  
 Honor does not have to be defended. 
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Nationality: Canadian
b. 29 April 1960
  
 How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension. 
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Nationality: Canadian
b. 29 April 1960
  
 I am responsible only to God and history. 
Author: General Francisco Franco
Nationality: Spanish
b. 04 December 1892  - d. 20 November 1975
  
 I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity. 
Author: George Horace Gallup
Nationality: American
b. 18 November 1901  - d. 26 September 1984
  
 I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. 
Author: Jules Renard
Nationality: French
b. 22 February 1864  - d. 22 May 1910
  
 I have always been an enemy of half measures or weak decisions. If the Providence has so willed that the German people cannot be spared this fight, then I can only be grateful that it entrusted me with the leadership in this historic struggle which, for the next 500 or 1,000 years, will be described as decisive, not only for the history of Germany, but for the whole of Europe and indeed the whole world. The German people and their soldiers are working and fighting today, not only for the present, but for the coming, nay the most distant, generations. A historical revision on a unique scale has been imposed on us by the Creator. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, Give me a light That I may tread safely into the Unknown. And he replied Go out into the Darkness And put your hand into the Hand of God That shall be to you Better than light And safer than the known way. 
Author: Minnie Louise Haskins
Nationality: English
b. 12 May 1875  - d.  December 1957
  
 If man was God's finest creation, made in his own image, how did man manage to descend to such widespread depths of depravity?  
Author: John Grosse
Nationality: Australian   
 In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first - ahead of personal glory. 
Author: Paul Bryant
Nationality: American
b. 11 September 1913  - d. 26 January 1983
  
 Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. 
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Nationality: Canadian
b. 29 April 1960
  
 Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe. 
Author: Galileo Galilei
Nationality: Italian
b. 15 February 1564  - d. 8 January 1642
  
 Oh dear, I must be turning into a god. 
Author: Vespasian
Nationality: Roman
b. 17 November 9  - d. 23 June 79
  
 Once they tell you you're in God's hands, you know you're done. 
Author: Alan Marshall
Nationality: Australian
b. 2 May 1902  - d. 21 January 1984
  
 Personally, I'm in favor of democracy, which means that the central institutions of society have to be under popular control. Now, under capitalism, we can't have democracy by definition. Capitalism is a system in which the central institutions of society are in principle under autocratic control. Thus, a corporation or an industry is, if we were to think of it in political terms, fascist; that is, it has tight control at the top and strict obedience has to be established at every level - there's little bargaining, a little give and take, but the line of Literatureity is perfectly straightforward. Just as I'm opposed to political fascism, I'm opposed to economic fascism. I think that until the major institutions of society are under the popular control of participants and communities, it's pointless to talk about democracy. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. 
Author: Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Nationality: Roman
b. December 4  - d.  December 65
  
 Should unnecessary sorrow or suffering ever come to my people because of my actions, then I beseech the Almighty God to punish me. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence; and in this respect, ministers of religion follow gospel authority more closely than in some others. 
Author: Bertrand Russell
Nationality: British
b. 18 May 1872  - d. 2 February 1970
  
 Stop thinking about your difficulties, whatever they are, and start thinking about God instead. 
Author: Emmet Fox
Nationality: Irish
b. 30 July 1886  - d. 13 August 1951
  
 Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps the greatest of God's gifts. It is the mother of civilizations, of arts and of sciences. 
Author: Freeman John Dyson
Nationality: English
b. December 1923
  
 The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance; the wrong things are those that bring it to the fore. 
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Nationality: Canadian
b. 29 April 1960
  
 The way we respond to criticism pretty much depends on the way we respond to praise. If praise humbles us, then criticism will build us up. But if praise inflates us, then criticism will crush us; and both responses lead to our defeat. 
Author: Warren W. Wiersbe
Nationality: American
b. 16 May 1929
  
 There are times when I hope there is a God, so that if Judgement Day does come, the religious who have caused so much misery since time began, will have a really tortured, tortuous time, but the shame of it is, that's not going to happen. 
Author: Suzanne Le Moy
Nationality: Australian
b. December 1894  - d.  December 1976
  
 To live was to suffer; but to take the storms of life with exultation, defying the gods with joy in it all, that was the great achievement. 
Author: Katharine Susannah Prichard
Nationality: Australian
b. 04 December 1883  - d. 02 August 1969
  
 Two men please God -Who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; Who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not. 
Author: Count Nikita Ivanovich Panin
Nationality: Russian
b. December 1718  - d.  December 1783
  
 When God is no longer cruel, many questions will be answered. 
Author: Patrick White
Nationality: Australian
b. 28 May 1912  - d. 30 September 1990
  
 With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. 
Author: Friedrich von Schiller
Nationality: German
b. 10 November 1759  - d. 09 May 1805
  
 Yes, the world belongs to the courageous. God helps him. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. 
Author: Jane Wagner
Nationality: American
b. 2 February 1935
  
 Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion. Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God. 
Author: Rev. Mary Manin Morrissey
Nationality: American
b. December 1949
  
 It is a great consolation for me to remember that the Lord, to whom I had drawn near in humble and child-like faith, has suffered and died for me, and that He will look on me in love and compassion. 
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Nationality: Austrian
b. 27 January 1756  - d. 05 December 1791
  
 Everything I did, all my actions, all of the problems I had I dedicate to God and to Chile, because I kept Chile from becoming Communist. 
Author: Captain General Augusto Pinochet
Nationality: Chilean
b. 25 November 1915  - d. 10 December 2006
  
 Shall I tell you the law of God in regard to the African race? If the white man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain, the penalty, under the law of God, is death on the spot. This will always be so. 
Author: Brigham Young
Nationality: Chilean
b. 1 June 1801  - d. 29 August 1877
  
 I'm a singer primarily. 
Author: Boz Scaggs
Nationality: American
b. 8 June 1944
  
 I regret and suffer those losses, but it's God's will. He will pardon me if I committed excesses, but I don't think I did. 
Author: Captain General Augusto Pinochet
Nationality: Chilean
b. 25 November 1915  - d. 10 December 2006
  
 God is a challenge because there is no proof of his existence and therefore the search must continue. 
Author: Donald Knuth
Nationality: American
b. 10 January 1938
  
 Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator - by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 Who says I am not under the special protection of God? 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. 
Author: Hilary Clinton
Nationality: American
b. 26 October 1947
  
 [Holds someone's red tie] Oh, I thought you were bleeding. 
Author: Victor Borge
Nationality: American
b. 3 January 1909  - d. 23 December 2000
  
 God exists, if only in the form of a meme with high survival value, or infective power, in the environment provided by human culture. 
Author: Richard Dawkins
Nationality: British
b. 26 March 1941
  
 We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. 
Author: Richard Dawkins
Nationality: British
b. 26 March 1941
  
 It is not God's will merely that we should be happy, but that we should make ourselves happy. 
Author: Immanuel Kant
Nationality: German
b. 22 April 1724  - d. 12 February 1804
  
 Reason can never prove the existence of God. 
Author: Immanuel Kant
Nationality: German
b. 22 April 1724  - d. 12 February 1804
  
 Trust in God - she will provide. 
Author: Emmeline Pankhurst
Nationality: British
b. December 1858  - d.  December 1928
  
 'I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use and by some other means to give us knowledge which we can attain by them. 
Author: Galileo Galilei
Nationality: Italian
b. 15 February 1564  - d. 8 January 1642
  
 Surely, God could have caused birds to fly with their bones made of solid gold, with their veins full of quicksilver, with their flesh heavier than lead, and with their wings exceedingly small. He did not, and that ought to show something. It is only in order to shield your ignorance that you put the Lord at every turn to the refuge of a miracle. 
Author: Galileo Galilei
Nationality: Italian
b. 15 February 1564  - d. 8 January 1642
  
 There was only the choice between Communism and Hitler, and I will tell you why Hitler won. People will not give up religion, rights, freedom of personality, the opportunity to develop by individual effort - which includes private property. And the other reason for Hitler's winning is that if a whole people is treated as the Germans were, everyone will say, 'Are we worse people than others? Are we of a minor race?' Just as every single individual needs and must have self-respect, just as every family is proud of decent traditions, so every nation wants to maintain her individual manner, culture, language, and customs. It was in these respects that Communism failed. The Communists said that God was nonsense and stupidity and preached internationalism without maintaining the natural national feelings of a nation. 
Author: Hjalmar Schacht
Nationality: German
b. 22 January 1877  - d. 3 June 1970
  
 Never yet was a springtime, Late though lingered the snow, That the sap stirred not at the whisper Of the southwind, sweet and low; Never yet was a springtime When the buds forgot to blow. 
Author: Margaret Sangster
Nationality: American
b. December 1838  - d.  December 1912
  
 When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading. 
Author: Jane Wagner
Nationality: American
b. 2 February 1935
  
 Ricardo's "science" was founded on the principle that capital is more or less immobile and labor highly mobile. We are enjoined today to worship the consequences of Ricardo's science, despite the fact that the assumptions on which they are based have been reversed: capital is highly mobile, and labor virtually immobile - libertarian conservatives lead the way in rejecting Adam Smith's principle that "free circulation of labor" is a cornerstone of free trade, in keeping with their contempt for markets, except for the weak. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 Personally I'm very much opposed to Hamas' policies in almost every respect. However, we should recognize that the policies of Hamas are more forthcoming and more conducive to a peaceful settlement than those of the United States or Israel. So, for example, Hamas has called for a long-term indefinite truce on the international border. There is a long-standing international consensus that goes back over thirty years that there should be a two-state political settlement on the international border, the pre-June 1967 border, with minor and mutual modifications. That's the official phrase. Hamas is willing to accept that as a long-term truce. The United States and Israel are unwilling even to consider it. The demand on Hamas by the United States and the European Union and Israe is first that they recognize the State of Israel. Actually, that they recognize its right to exist. Well, Israel and the U.S. certainly don't recognize the right of Palestine to exist, nor recognize any state of Palestine. In fact, they have been acting consistently to undermine any such possibility. The second condition is that Hamas must renounce violence. Israel and the United States certainly do not renounce violence. The third condition is that Hamas accept international agreements. The United States and Israel reject international agreements. So, though the policies of Hamas are, again in my view, unacceptable, they happen to be closer to the international consensus on a political peaceful settlement than those of their antagonists, and it's a reflection of the power of the imperial states - the United States and Europe - that they are able to shift the framework, so that the problem appears to be Hamas' policies, and not the more extreme policies of the United States and Israel. And we must remember that in their case it's not just policies. It's not words - it's actions. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 Remember, the U.S. is a powerful state, it's not like Libya. If Libya wants to carry out terrorist acts, they hire Carlos the Jackal or something. The United States hires terrorist states. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 Prophet just means intellectual. They were people giving geopolitical analysis, moral lessons, that sort of thing. We call them intellectuals today. There were the people we honor as prophets, there were the people we condemn as false prophets. But if you look at the biblical record, at the time, it was the other way around. The flatterers of the Court of King Ahab were the ones who were honored. The ones we call prophets were driven into the desert and imprisoned. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 You can find things in the traditional religions which are very benign and decent and wonderful and so on, but I mean, the Bible is probably the most genocidal book in the literary canon. The God of the Bible - not only did He order His chosen people to carry out literal genocide - I mean, wipe out every Amalekite to the last man, woman, child, and, you know, donkey and so on, because hundreds of years ago they got in your way when you were trying to cross the desert - not only did He do things like that, but, after all, the God of the Bible was ready to destroy every living creature on earth because some humans irritated Him. That's the story of Noah. I mean, that's beyond genocide - you don't know how to describe this creature. Somebody offended Him, and He was going to destroy every living being on earth? And then He was talked into allowing two of each species to stay alive - that's supposed to be gentle and wonderful. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 Remember, every business firm, like even a mom and pop grocery store, is a market imperfection. A firm is defined in economic theory as a market imperfection introduced to deal with transaction costs. And the sort of theory is that the imperfections, the firms, are kinda like little islands in a free market sea. But the problem with that is that the sea doesn't remotely resemble a free market, and the islands are bigger than the sea; so that raises some questions about the picture. But these market imperfections, like a firm, or a transnational corporation, or a strategic alliance among them, this is a form of administering interchanges. And there's a real question about whether we want to accept that. Why, for example, should the international socioeconomic system, or for that matter our own society, be in the hands of unaccountable private tyrannies? That's a decision, it's not a law of nature. 
Author: Noam Chomsky
Nationality: American
b. 7 December 1928
  
 The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. 
Author: Richard Dawkins
Nationality: British
b. 26 March 1941
  
 If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. 
Author: Edmond de Goncourt
Nationality: French
b. 26 May 1822  - d. 16 July 1896
  
 In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart. 
Author: Hilary Clinton
Nationality: American
b. 26 October 1947
  
 The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course. 
Author: A. A. Milne
Nationality: English
b. 18 January 1882  - d. 31 January 1956
  
 God not only plays dice, He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen. 
Author: Stephen Hawking
Nationality: British
b. 08 January 1942
  
 I'm looking at them from above, because God put me there. 
Author: Captain General Augusto Pinochet
Nationality: Chilean
b. 25 November 1915  - d. 10 December 2006
  
 The idea that God is an oversized white male with a flowing beard, who sits in the sky and tallies the fall of every sparrow is ludicrous. But if by "God" one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God. This God is emotionally unsatisfying ... it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity. 
Author: Carl Sagan
Nationality: American
b. 09 November 1934  - d. 20 December 1996
  
 God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. Now, when you finally discover how something works, you get some laws which you're taking away from God; you don't need him anymore. But you need him for the other mysteries. So therefore you leave him to create the universe because we haven't figured that out yet; you need him for understanding those things which you don't believe the laws will explain, such as consciousness, or why you only live to a certain length of time - life and death - stuff like that. God is always associated with those things that you do not understand. Therefore I don't think that the laws can be considered to be like God because they have been figured out. 
Author: Richard Phillips Feynman
Nationality: American
b. 11 May 1918  - d. 15 February 1988
  
 Against stupidity, the gods themselves fight in vain. 
Author: John Le Carre
Nationality: English
b. 19 October 1931
  
 Do you think that God will punish them for not practicing a religion which he did not reveal to them? 
Author: Charles de Montesquieu baron de Montesquieu
Nationality: French
b. 18 January 1689  - d. 10 February 1755
  
 Society is the union of men and not the men themselves - the citizen may perish, but man remains. 
Author: Charles de Montesquieu baron de Montesquieu
Nationality: French
b. 18 January 1689  - d. 10 February 1755
  
 Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about God it is that. He dared to imagine everything. 
Author: Henry Miller
Nationality: American
b. 26 December 1891  - d. 07 June 1980
  
 I went to church and I believed in God - what a relief for a working-class mother. 
Author: Ricky Dene Gervais
Nationality: English
b. 25 July 1961
  
 My brother Bob asked, "Why do you believe in God?", just a simple question. But my Mum panicked. "Bob," she said, in a tone that I knew meant "shut up." Why was that a bad thing to ask? If there was God and my faith was strong, it didn't matter what people said. Oh...hang on. There is no God. he knows it, and she knows it deep down. It was as simple as that. I started thinking about it and aksing more questions, and within an hour, I was an atheist. Wow. No God. If Mum had lied to me about god, had she also lied to me about Santa? Yes, of course, but who cares. The gifts kept coming. And so did the gifts of my newfound Atheism. The gifts of Truth, Science, Nature. 
Author: Ricky Dene Gervais
Nationality: English
b. 25 July 1961
  
 A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider God fearing and pious." 
Author: Aristotle
Nationality: Greek
b. December 384  - d.  December 322
  
 I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 May divine providence bless us with enough courage and enough determination to perceive within ourselves this holy German space. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 Even today I am not ashamed to say that, overpowered by stormy enthusiasm, I fell down on my knees and thank Heaven from an overflowing heart for granting me the good fortune of being permitted to live at this time. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 It may be that today gold has become the exclusive ruler of life, but the time will come when man will again bow down before a higher God. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 The National Socialist Movement has wrought this miracle. If Almighty God granted success to this work, then the Party was His instrument. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 I had so often sung 'Deutschland Uber Alles' and shouted 'Heil' at the top of my lungs, that is seemed to me almost a belated act of grace to be allowed to stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim the sincerity of this conviction. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 Once again the songs of the fatherland roared to the heavens along the endless marching columns, and for the last time the Lord's grace smiled on his ungrateful children. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 Thus, inwardly armed with confidence in God and the unshakeable stupidity of the voting citizenry, the politician can begin the fight for the remaking of the Reich as they call it. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 God does not make cowardly nations free. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 Our prayer is: Lord God, let us never hesitate. Let us never play the coward, let us never forget the duty which we have take upon us. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 It matters not whether these weapons of our are humane; if they gain us our freedom, they are justified before our conscience and before our God. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty Creator. By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord's work. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 I swear by almighty God this sacred oath: I will render unconditional obedience to the Fuhrer of the German Reich and people, Adolph Hitler, Supreme Commander of the Wehrmacht and, as a brave soldier, I will be ready at any time to stake my life for this oath. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 The folkish-minded man, in particular, has the sacred duty, each in his own denomination, of making people stop just talking superficially of God's will, and actually fulfill God's will, and not let God's word be desecrated. For God's will gave men their form, their essence and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation, the divine will. 
Author: Adolf Hitler
Nationality: German
b. 20 April 1889  - d. 30 April 1945
  
 All are free to believe or not believe, all are free to practice a faith or not, but those who believe must be free to speak of and act on their belief, to apply moral teaching to public questions… Tolerant society is open to and encouraging of all religions, and this does not weaken us; it strengthens us… Without God, there is no virtue, because there's no prompting of the conscience. Without God, we're mired in the material, that flat world that tells us only what the senses perceive. Without God, there is a coarsening of the society and without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. 
Author: Nancy Reagan
Nationality: American
b. December 1923
  
 His philosophy of Satyagraha is both a personal and a social struggle to realize the Truth, which he identifies as God, the Absolute Morality. He seeks this Truth, not in isolation, self-centeredly, but with the people. He said, "I want to find God, and because I want to find God, I have to find God along with other people. I don't believe I can find God alone. If I did, I would be running to the Himalayas to find God in some cave there. But since I believe that nobody can find God alone, I have to work with people. I have to take them with me. Alone I can't come to Him." 
Author: Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela
Nationality: South African
b. 18 July 1918
  
 Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate, but that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us. It is not just in some; it is in everyone. And, as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: South African   
 God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends. 
Author: Addison Mizner
Nationality: American
b. 12 December 1872  - d. 05 February 1933
  
 Has God forgotten all I have done for Him. 
Author: King Louis XIV
Nationality: French
b. 05 September 1638  - d. 01 September 1715
  
 I want you to know, when it comes to believing in god - I really tried. I really really tried. I tried to believe that there is a god who created each one of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize...something is FUCKED-UP. Something is WRONG here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is NOT good work. If this is the best god can do, I am NOT impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on his all-powerful-ass a long time ago. 
Author: George Carlin
Nationality: American
b. 12 May 1937  - d. 22 June 2008
  
 Trillions and trillions of prayers every day asking and begging and pleading for favors. 'Do this' 'Gimme that' 'I want a new car' 'I want a better job'. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday. And I say fine, pray for anything you want. Pray for anything. But...what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. Long time ago god made a divine plan. Gave it a lot of thought. Decided it was a good plan. Put it into practice. And for billion and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. Now you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in god's divine plan. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. What's the use of being god if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have; suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? 'Well it's god's will. God's will be done.' Fine, but if it's gods will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway; why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will? 
Author: George Carlin
Nationality: American
b. 12 May 1937  - d. 22 June 2008
  
 Since theocracy is the rule of God or its priests, and democracy the rule of the people or of the majority, pharmacracy is therefore the rule of medicine or of doctors. 
Author: Thomas S. Szasz
Nationality: American
b. 15 April 1920
  
 No one can sit at the bedside of a dying child and still believe in God. 
Author: Bertrand Russell
Nationality: British
b. 18 May 1872  - d. 2 February 1970
  
 God said, "Let us make man in our image." Man said, 'Let us make God in our image."  
Author: Douglas William Jerrold
Nationality: English
b. 03 January 1803  - d. 08 June 1857
  
 I believe that a reasonable case can be made for saying, not that we believe in God because He exists but rather that He exists because we believe in Him... Considered as an element of the world, God has the same degree and kind of objective reality as do other products of mind.I regret my disbelief in God and religious answers generally, for I believe it would give satisfaction and comfort to many in need of it if it were possible to discover and propound good scientific and philosophic reasons to believe in God... To abdicate from the rule of reason and substitute for it an authentication of belief by the intentness and degree of conviction with which we hold it can be perilous and destructive. I am a rationalist - something of a period piece nowadays, I admit. 
Author: Peter Medawar
Nationality: English
b. 28 February 1915  - d. 02 October 1987
  
 It can have its effect only through the intervention of God, inasmuch as in the ideas of God a monad rightly demands that God, in regulating the rest from the beginning of things, should have regard to itself. 
Author: Gottfried Leibnitz
Nationality: German
b. 1 July 1646  - d. 14 November 1716
  
 Whence it follows that God is absolutely perfect, since perfection is nothing but magnitude of positive reality, in the strict sense, setting aside the limits or bounds in things which are limited. 
Author: Gottfried Leibnitz
Nationality: German
b. 1 July 1646  - d. 14 November 1716
  
 Sometimes my small brothers and I engaged my mother in enlightening dialogue. One of us would ask the mother: "Is it true that we are all sons of God?" "It's true." "Are we all brothers?" "All!" "Then if we are the brothers of so and so - mentioning the well-off people in town - why does Dad have to go to work everyday, even when it rains, while the slickers do not work and are better off than we are?" Here the theological reach of my mother eluded her grasp and she would retort full of anger, "Keep quiet! Children musn't ask such things!" 
Author: Dolores Ibárruri
Nationality: Spanish
b. 09 December 1895  - d. 12 November 1989
  
 I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is to arrange the meeting. 
Author: General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Nationality: American
b. December 1934
  
 The hand of God creates; it does not conceal. 
Author: Umberto Eco
Nationality: Italian
b. 05 January 1932
  
 When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything. 
Author: Umberto Eco
Nationality: Italian
b. 05 January 1932
  
 When you and I hurt deeply, what we really need is not an explanation from God but a revelation of God. We need to see how great God is; we need to recover our lost perspective on life. Things get out of proportion when we are suffering, and it takes a vision of something bigger than ourselves to get life's dimensions adjusted again. 
Author: Warren W. Wiersbe
Nationality: American
b. 16 May 1929
  
 Do you need help today? Lift up your hands to the Lord in supplication and in expectation, and soon you will lift up your hands in jubilation and celebration. Unfortunately, many people fail to keep their hands clean. Their evil hands sometimes do dirty work that hurts you. When that happens, you can trust God to take care of evil hands. Keep your hands clean. Look to God, lift your hands to Him and let His hand work for you. 
Author: Warren W. Wiersbe
Nationality: American
b. 16 May 1929
  
 I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.  
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. 
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. 
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 Philosophies change by the day while God never changes, simply because, being perfect, He does not have to change! 
Author: Jimmy Swaggart
Nationality: American
b. 15 March 1935
  
 The more I studied the Bible, however, I had to admit that the prosperity message did not line up with the tenor of Scripture. My heart was crushed to think that I led so many people astray. I was appalled that I could have been so wrong, and I was deeply grateful that God had not struck me dead as a false prophet! 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 You can`t fake it when you`re alone with God, you know. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world? 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 When you put your total faith in God, no matter what happens, to a person who`s a true believer, if you die, you know you`re going to heaven to be with God. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 To try to raise a son from inside the prison walls is a very difficult thing. But I want to say to the world my son at 16 was the one who tried the most to get me out of prison. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 They`ve all been through bad things. So bad things happen to people. They happen to all the great men of God. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 They put chains on me; they chained my waist, my legs. Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked out. I didn`t even - there`s whole pieces missing. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 The box got bigger, the outside, the buildings. And all that we were doing. I had to raise about $1 million every two days just to stay alive. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 So you can`t lose serving God, and that all things work together for good. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 Oh, I was never a businessman. I was a visionary, a dreamer. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 My original sentence. It`s like a death sentence. In fact, at one point, I would have rather had a death sentence than 45 years sentenced in prison. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 My dream became bigger and bigger. And the box got bigger than the message, than the Gospel. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 Most of you are so young you don`t know who I am, and that`s good. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 It`s not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host, 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 It was dripping and, you know, and there was a whole line of cameras and microphones. I felt like - you remember the honor guards, only it was a dishonor guard. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 In the book of Colossians, it talks about that because of what Christ did, we are pure. We are without judgment on ourselves. And only through him can we do something like this. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 I write about it in the book and, you know, explain that. But that was the technicality that actually got my sentence reduced - that Alan Dershowitz used to have my sentence - it came down eventually to eight years.  
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 I think - there`s always going to be a percentage of people who maybe aren't as good as others. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 I feel like God has forgiven me of so much, that I will forgive everyone who has hurt us. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 I don`t think you ever know, until it was over, until the very last. But near the last months, it was getting more and more strenuous. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 I don`t know, examination I guess. And then they put the jump suit back on me again. I went through the compound - I remember somebody shouting, Jim don`t let them break you. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don`t understand what happened to me. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 God`s forgiveness is the only thing. And, well, I take full responsibility for the adultery. It was my fault and, you know, no matter what went on, the man has to take responsibility; and I do. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 As I see with Lori`s testimony, you say what good could come out of all these abortions and all what she's been through? But she has been a part of a new Bible for women, a mentoring Bible. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 And he`s writing a book right now that`s going to be a little bit stronger than my book. But he really went through hell to get me out of prison. 
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 And God knows I needed to be forgiven. So I had to forgive everybody. And then God - as I read in the word, you`re supposed to pray for your enemies. Try that one on.  
Author: Jim Bakker Bakker Bakker
Nationality: American
b. 02 January 1940
  
 You can't choose the ways in which you'll be tested. 
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Nationality: Canadian
b. 29 April 1960
  
 Isn't it a remarkable coincidence almost everyone has the same religion as their parents? And it always just happens to be the right religion. Religions run in families. If we'd been brought up in ancient Greece we would all be worshipping Zeus and Apollo. If we had been born Vikings we would be worshiping Wotan and Thor. How does this come about? Through childhood indoctrination. 
Author: Richard Dawkins
Nationality: British
b. 26 March 1941
  
 All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ. 
Author: Stephen Colbert
Nationality: American
b. 13 May 1964
  
 Thus did God provide me with what I needed for an escape which was to be a wonder if not a miracle. I admit that I am proud of it; but my pride does not come from my having succeeded, for luck had a good deal to do with that; it comes from my having concluded that the thing could be done and having had the courage to undertake it. 
Author: Giacomo Casanova
Nationality: Italian
b. 02 April 1725  - d. 04 June 1798
  
 And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. 
Author: Spike Milligan
Nationality: British
b. December 1918  - d.  December 2002
  
 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it. 
Author: Spike Milligan
Nationality: British
b. December 1918  - d.  December 2002
  
 And I've come to the place where I believe that there's no way to solve these problems, these issues - there's nothing that we can do that will solve the problems that we have and keep the peace, unless we solve it through God, unless we solve it in being our highest self. And that's a pretty tall order. 
Author: Glenn Beck
Nationality: British
b. 10 February 1964
  
 If this guy is God, then this is the God that the United States of America deserves. 
Author: Abbie Hoffman
Nationality: American
b. 30 November 1936  - d. 12 April 1989
  
 Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able to? Then he is not omnipotent Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able or wiling? Then why call him God? 
Author: Epicurus
Nationality: Greek
b. December 341  - d.  December 270
  
 Lunatic: Jesus was not God, but he mistakenly believed that he was. Liar: Jesus was not God, and he knew it, but he said so anyway. Lord: Jesus is God. 
Author: C. S. Lewis
Nationality: English
b. 29 November 1898  - d. 22 November 1963
  
 I used to be an Atheist until I realised I was God. 
Author: Michael G. Olson
Nationality: Australian
b. 7 December 1956
  
 All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking. 
Author: Fran Lebowitz
Nationality: American
b. 27 October 1950
  
 The idea of god was not a lie but a device of the unconscious which needed to be decoded by psychology. A personal god was nothing more than an exalted father-figure: desire for such a deity sprang from infantile yearnings for a powerful, protective father, for justice and fairness and for life to go on forever. God is simply a projection of these desires, feared and worshipped by human beings out of an abiding sense of helplessness. Religion belonged to the infancy of the human race; it had been a necessary stage in the transation from childhood to maturity. It had promoted ethical values which were essential to society. Now that humanity had come of age, however, it should be left behind,. 
Author: Sigmund Freud
Nationality: Austrian
b. 6 May 1856  - d. 23 September 1939
  
 It would be nice if there were a God who created the world and was a benevolent providence, and if there were a moral order in the universe and an after-life; but it is a very sriking fact that all this is exactly as we are bound to wish it to be. 
Author: Sigmund Freud
Nationality: Austrian
b. 6 May 1856  - d. 23 September 1939
  
 God hates America, and those calamities last Tuesday are none other than the wrath of God, smiting fag America. You need to see in those flames a little preview of the flames of Hell that are going to soon engulf you, my friend. Burn your soul forever! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates America, and those calamities last Tuesday - September 11, 2001, are none other than the wrath of God, smiting fag America. That wasn't any accident. That wasn't any coincidence. There's only America to blame for those tragedies. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 How many do you suppose of those hundred and thirty soldiers died in the Pentagon last Tuesday were fags and dykes? And how many do you suppose were working in that massively composed building structure called those two World Trade Center buildings, Twin Towers? There were five thousand or ten thousand killed and, counting all those passengers in those airplanes, it's very likely that every last single one of them was a fag or dyke or a fag enabler, and that the minute he died, he split hell wide open, and the way to analyze the situation is that the Lord God Almighty, pursuant to His threatenings and warnings, killed him, looked him in the face, laughed and mocked at each one of them as He cast each one of them into Hell! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates America, and God demonstrated that hatred to some modest degree only last Tuesday - sent in those bombers, those hellacious 767 Boeing bombers, and it was a glorious sight. What you need to do is see in those flames - those sickening, twisting, burning, life-destroying flames, brightly shining from every television set around the world! You need to see in those flames a little preview of the flames of Hell that are going to soon engulf you, my friend. Burn your soul forever! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Thank God for 9/11. Thank God that, five years ago, the wrath of God was poured out upon this evil nation. America, land of the sodomite damned. We thank thee, Lord God Almighty, for answering the prayers of those that are under the altar. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 We told you, right after it happened five years ago, that the deadly events of 9/11 were direct outpourings of divine retribution, the immediate visitation of God's wrath and vengeance and punishment for America's horrendous sodomite sins, that worse and more of it was on the way. We further told you that any politician, any political official, any preacher telling you differently as to the cause and interpretation of 9/11 is a dastardly lying false prophet, cowardly and mean, and headed for hell. And taking you with him! God is no longer with America, but is now America's enemy. God himself is now America's terrorist. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Stiff-necked America, in flagrant rebellion against God, is indulging a caterwauling orgy of sinful maudlin cinementality on the 5th anniversary of God's 9/11 vengeance upon this evil nation for its sodomite sins! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 For ten long weary years prior to 9/11, WBC warned you daily on the mean streets of this nation that your sodomite sins will be avenged by an angry God except you repent. You persecuted us for our trouble, thereby aggravating your great transgression. On 9/11/01, God Almighty dealt backsliding America a staggering blow. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Same-sex marriage, by any name, civil union or otherwise, is the ultimate smashed-mouth in-your-face insult to God Almighty, and you think He's going to let England and America and the rest of this evil world get by with it? God Almighty has not joined fags in holy wedlock. God no longer keeps America safe. America is doomed. We're getting the pants beat off of us, in Iraq, in Afghanistan. God is now America's terrorist, that's who Bush is fighting, that's the terrorist that he best be afraid of. You tweaked His nose, you jackass, you tweaked His nose! God put it in your wicked heart to start that war. That's the message we've got at the funerals of these dead soldiers. God duped you into starting a war, so He could punish you. And any preacher preaching it any other way is a lying hell-bound false prophet. So almost eighteen months now and the siege has got people eating their babies, and their small children, and each other! You're gonna eat your babies! God Himself duped Bush into a no-win war, and He did that by the technique of putting a lying spirit in the mouth of all his trusted advisers, to punish America. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Thank God for the tsunami, and thank God that two thousand dead Swedes are fertilizing the ground over there in Asia. How many of these two thousand, do you suppose, were fags and dykes? This is how the Lord deals with His enemies. And the Lord has got some enemies. And Sweden heads the list. You filthy Swedes. You filthy Swedes!" 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 All, the Snyder v. Westboro Baptist Church case, was a protestation by the government of the United States against the word of God. They don't want me preaching that God is punishing America by killing those servicemen. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 The very idea of putting a preacher on trial for what he preaches, the very idea, you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 The Lord sent a world-class whopper of a massacre to Virginia Tech, killing thirty-three, drawing headlines like 'Shocked!', 'Horrified!', 'The worst massacre in US history!'. Well, we wish you were thirty-three thousand killed, but we are thankful to our Father for thirty-three. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 President Bush and thousands of others, politicians and preachers, are making speeches and lying in their teeth, all agreeing that they can't explain such tragedies, but they're just certain a loving God had nothing to do with the massacre. They say, evil did it, like Star Wars, some evil force. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Bush said, in a big memorial service the other day, we've come to mourn and grieve and try to make some kind of sense out of this senseless tragedy that makes no sense. Well, wrong, President Bush. It makes perfect sense, to those who believe the Bible. The victims of the massacre died for America's sins and persecuting Westboro Baptist Church. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned! The fag-infested land of Australia is burning. The fire of God's wrath is sending hundreds of those filthy Australian beasts straight to hell! We at Westboro Baptist Church are rejoicing, and we are praying that the dear Lord would burn many more Australians alive! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Don't you stupid Aussies get it? Australia is doomed! Nothing, and nobody, can help you. You have sinned willfully after you have received knowledge of the truth. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Canada is a filthy country run by fags, which has Draconian laws making it a crime to preach the Gospel there. All of these cowardly kissy-poo preachers who telecast their milquetoast sermons into Canada have to edit out every single word critical of fags - snip, snip, snip - or the fag officials of Canada will arrest and criminally prosecute the Canadian affiliates, and shut down their stations! There's no freedom of speech in Canada. There's no freedom of religion in Canada. It is against the law to read the Bible in Canada. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Our church has had a lot of bad dealings with those demon-possessed Canadians! A big Canadian flag flies at our church upside-down, the international symbol of distress. We fly it day and night, to educate and warn people about the fagi-nazi regime just to the north of us. Canadians are afraid of their tyrannical fag-run government. You can determine for yourself about Canada, and keep as far away from them as you can. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 We warned that WBC has had lots of experience with Ireland's militant sodomite citizenry, steeped for many decades in ignorant, blind idolatrous Catholicism, belching out their vile fagspeak, slander and blasphemy against God and His word. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 I tell you, my friends, it's a sin to pray for the U.S.A. And nobody that's intelligent, and that fears God, will fly the American flag any way but upside-down, the international signal of distress... It's too late to pray for the U.S.A. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 This evil nation has smeared fag feces blended with dyke fag semen and dyke feces on the Bible! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God hates fags! God hates America! Thank God for dead soldiers! You're going to hell!" 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 God is punishing America for the way they have persecuted us at Westboro Baptist Church, and worse and more of [the Virginia Tech massacre] is coming and this evil sodomite nation is doomed. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 For sixteen years, America has conducted a crusade of terror against Westboro Baptist Church: bombing and vandalizing our property, raiding our church with lying search warrants, seizing and destroying our goods, assaulting and battering us, putting our people in the hospital, slandering, threatening us with death, suing us, prosecuting us, arresting and jailing us, blaspheming, mocking and scoffing at our message from God, vilifying us, demonizing and marginalizing us, a technique that they hope would silence all those who are trying to preach, saying that we're just a bunch of kooks. Only brute beast blindness explains America's conduct against Westboro Baptist Church. By refusing to heed Westboro Baptist Church, that God hates fags, and by continuing to persecute Westboro Baptist Church, America is pouring gasoline on the raging fires of God's wrath. America may expect many more dead and maimed bodies from Iraq, many more Katrinas and other natural disasters, and many more Virginia Tech massacres. Westboro Baptist Church rejoices, not grieves, when we see God's vengeance. Think, America. Think Iraq. Think Katrina. And think Virginia Tech massacre, because worse and more is on the way.  
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 It is the obligation of Westboro Baptist Church to put the cup of God's fury to America's lips, and cause America to drink it. And you will drink it! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 In our experience, no modern country is more repressive of human rights than the U.S.A. The vaunted First Amendment is nothing but empty words on paper. We will journey to China at our expense, and tell our story of modern American repression of human rights, upon invitation. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Homosexuals now pervade and control American government at every level and branch. Thus, only those churches that support and promote the militant homosexual agenda enjoy religious freedom. Any church in America that dares to preach what the Bible says about soul-damning, nation-destroying moral filth of the vile homosexual beasts among us, loses all Constitutional guarantees of religious freedom and speech rights. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 We understand that Iraq is the only Muslim state that allows the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ to be freely and openly preached on the streets without fear of arrest and prosecution. Alas, the United States no longer allows the Gospel to be freely and openly preached on the streets, because militant sodomites now control our government, and they violently object to the Bible message. The same majoritarian sodomite tyranny that now guides the Clinton administration's repressive policies toward Gospel preaching on America's streets, is apparently responsible - at least in part - for the merciless slaughter by starvation of 400 innocent Iraqi babies each day in your country. If our government and laws will allow it, and at the invitation of your government, we would like to send a delegation from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, to preach the Gospel on the streets of Baghdad for one week in the near future. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Thank God for the violent shooter, one of your soldier heroes in Tucson. God appointed the Afghanistan veteran to avenge himself on this evil nation. However many are dead, Westboro Baptist Church will picket their funerals. We will remind the living that you can still repent and obey. This is ultimatum time with God. Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. Luke 13:3. This nation unleashed criminal violent veterans on Westboro Baptist Church for telling you to obey God. We told you at your soldiers' funerals that they are dying for your sins. You hate those words and you will not stop sinning. So you sent violent veterans, so-called patriot guard riders, to attack and try to silence Westboro Baptist Church. Then you sent violent crippled veteran Ryan Newell with 90 rounds of ammunition, planning to shoot five Westboro Baptist Church members while picketing. God restrained the hand of them all, then he turned the violent veteran on you. 22-year-old Jared Loughner opened fire outside a Tucson, Arizona grocery store, shooting Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, Federal Judge John M. Roll, and sixteen others. At least six are dead and counting. Congress passed three laws against Westboro Baptist Church. Congresswoman Giffords, an avid supporter of sin and baby-killing, was shot for that mischief. A federal judge in Baltimore, part of the massive military community in Maryland and in the District of Columbia, put Westboro Baptist Church on trial for faithful words from God. Federal Judge Roll paid for those sins with his life. Today, mouthy witch Sarah Palin had Representative Giffords in her crosshairs on her website. She quick took it down, however, because she is a cowardly brute like the rest of you. The crosshairs to worry about are God's and he's put you in his and your destruction is upon you. You should have obeyed. This nation of violent murderers is in full rebellion against God. God avenged himself on you today by a marvelous work in Tucson. He sits in the heavens and laughs at you in your affliction. Westboro Baptist Church prays for more shooters, more violent veterans, and more dead. Praise God for his righteous judgements in this Earth. Amen. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Mr. Rogers gave aid and comfort to homosexuals. He was a man who preached tolerance of all sorts of people in ways that directly contradicted the Bible. His syrupy teachings led millions astray. He was a wuss and he was an enabler of wusses. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 George Carlin is now in hell, and it is not relevant that George Carlin boasted that he does not believe in hell when he lived on Earth. Be assured, Carlin believes in hell now. George Carlin, the filthy blasphemer, the obscene potty-mouth skeptic, agnostic and profane atheist, who had nothing but disdain for the God and the Bible all the days of his tragic life, is now at this minute and forever writhing and screaming in exquisite pain, pleading for mercy from that God he flipped off while performing for HBO lucre. When Carlin died, June 22nd, he split hell wide open. Hell from below was moved beneath thee at thy coming, it stirrith up the dead for thee. Are thou as weak as we George Carlin?! The worm is spread unto thee and the worm covers thee.George Carlin is in hell. Deal with it. You will soon join him there. America is doomed. We will picket George Carlin's funeral..Amen! 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 Bill O'Reilly is a demon-possessed messenger of Satan. O'Reilly regularly slanders Westboro Baptist Church on his program, and he only has guests who join him in slandering Westboro Baptist Church, and refuses to allow Westboro Baptist Church to respond! Thus, Bill O'Reilly is a blaspheming hell-bound hypocrite claiming to be fair and balanced and running a no-spin zone. Hah! O'Reilly is of his father the Devil. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 The President, Barack Obama, whose moral values would permit him to kill his unborn grandchildren if his daughters get pregnant by mistake... that same president has now issued a formal proclamation glorifying sodomite sin!... This evil man has proclaimed June as the month to be proud of abominable sins against God!... God then affixed the death penalty for doing what the LGBT fags do, fornicating day and night, and what Obama gratuitously said we must be proud of!... This jackass of a president ought to proclaim pride month for decency, abstinence and chastity, not for the most abominable sins known to mankind — in the estimation of God Almighty, that is. Obama will bring down the curses of God upon the whole creation. Remember, you ignorant Americans, you Obama-worshippers around the world, we warned you. He raises a false argument ordering that nobody discriminate against fags. Listen up, you Bible-ignorant moron! It is neither wrongful nor sinful to discriminate against sin!" 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 On Tuesday, May 14, the old fat false prophet Jerry Falwell died and entered hell. As the old Calvinist preachers used to put it, he split hell wide open. Hell from beneath was moved to meet Falwell at his coming, rousing the dead, even those that used to be bigshots on Earth now in hell greeting him with such words as these: 'Why, hello, Reverend Fraudwell, you old money-grubbing pervert! As a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist preacher who believed and preached the truth. But he saw early on that his lust for power and lucre could never be satisfied if he was faithful to the word of God. And so the old fool like the false prophet Balaam sold his soul for a mess of free will-ism, God loves everybody-ism, Armenian-ism, lies - sold his soul for lies. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 You are a Bible pervert, President George W. Bush! And I knew it, the minute you hired that fag Scott Evertz to run your White House and told Rumsfeld to hire that fag Stephen Herbits, to screen all the applicants for employment to the Pentagon. 
Author: Fred Waldron Phelps
Nationality: American
b. 13 November 1929
  
 If God be God and man a creature made in image of the divine intelligence, his noblest function is the search for truth. 
Author: Morris Langlo West
Nationality: Australian
b. 26 April 1916  - d. 09 October 1999
  
 For every intelligent logical person, the invisible god creates ninety-nine illogical idiots who believe in him. 
Author: Greg Olson-Hyde
Nationality: Australian
b. 29 June 1949
  
 If god was real, don't you think he would get a better publicist. 
Author: Greg Olson-Hyde
Nationality: Australian
b. 29 June 1949
  
 Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to. 
Author: Penn Jillette
Nationality: Australian
b. 05 March 1955
  
 When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps. 
Author: Dick Gregory
Nationality: African-American
b. 12 October 1932
  
 The Christian god is cruel,vindictive, capricious & unjust. 
Author: Thomas Jefferson
Nationality: American
b. 13 April 1743  - d. 4 July 1826
  
 God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller and smaller as? time goes on. 
Author: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Nationality: African-American
b. 05 October 1958
  
 If the prayers of so many abused chldren to stop the abuse (sexual, physical and mental) at the hands of so many "Men and Women of God'" go unanswered. What does that say about God? In the end, abused children make confused, broken adults, thus better tithe-bots. So those men and women of god are doing their god's work by making more people faithful. Unfortunaly it is children who are paying the price. 
Author: Anonymous
Nationality: African-American   
 Faith: is expecting god to make your car move, when the fuel tank is empty Science and logic: is knowing it won't go when the fuel tank is empty.  
Author: Greg Olson-Hyde
Nationality: Australian
b. 29 June 1949
  
 The Good Book: Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave us a gift And like most gifts you get, it was a book I only read one book, but it's a good book, don't you know I act the way I act because the Good Book tells me so If I wanna know how to be good, it's to the Good Book that I go 'Cos the Good Book is a book and it is good and it's a book I know the Good Book's good because the Good Book says it's good I know the Good Book knows it's good because a really good book would You wouldn't cook without a cookbook and I think it's understood You can't be good without a Good Book 'cos it's good and it's a book And it is good for cookin' I tried to read some other books, but I soon gave up on that The paragraphs ain't numbered and they complicate the facts I can't read Harry Potter 'cos they're worshipping false gods and that And Dumbledore's a poofter and that's bad, 'cos it's not good Morality is written there in simple white and black I feel sorry for you heathens, got to think about all that Good is good and evil's bad and goats are good and pigs are crap You'll find which one is which in the Good Book, 'cos it's good And it's a book, and it's a book I had a cat, she gave birth to a litter The kittens were adorable and they made my family laugh But as they grew they started misbehavin' So I drowned the little fuckers in the bath When the creatures in your care start being menaces The answers can be found right there in Genesis! Chapter 6, Verse 5-7! [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tim_minchin/the_good_book.html ] Swing your partner by the hand Have a baby if you can But if the voices your head Say to sacrifice your kid To satiate your loving God's Fetish for dead baby blood It's simple faith, the Book demands So raise that knife up in your hand! Before the Good Book made us good, there was no good way to know If a thing was good or not that good or kind of touch and go So God decided he'd give writing allegoric prose a go And so he wrote a book and it was generally well-received The Telegraph said, "This God is reminiscent of the Norse." The Times said, "Kind of turgid, but I liked the bit with horses." The Mail said, "Lots of massacres, a violent tour de force." If you only read one book this year, then this one is a book And it is good, and it's a book! Swing your daughter by the hand But if she gets raped by a man And refuses then to marry him Stone her to death! If you just close your eyes and block your ears To the accumulated knowledge of the last two thousand years Then morally, guess what? You're off the hook And thank Christ you only have to read one book Just because the book's contents Were written generations hence By hairy desert-dwelling gents Squatting in their dusty tents Just because what Heaven said Was said before they'd leavened bread Just 'cos Jesus couldn't read Doesn't mean that we should need When manipulating human genes To alleviate pain and fight disease When deciding whether it's wrong or right To help the dyin' let go of life Or stop a pregnancy when it's Just a tiny blastocyst There's no reason why we should take a look At any other book But the Good Book 'Cause it's good And it's a book And it's a book And it's quite good! Good is good and evil's bad And kids get killed when God gets mad And you'd better take a good look At the Good Book More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tim_minchin/#share 
Author: Tim Minchin
Nationality: Australian
b. 07 October 1975
  
 When our civilization is gone, I hope that all remains is this video. And not the whole video, I hope it's only Tim's side of the conversation with Storm. And I hope that there's no way for those future people to play the video. Why should people in the future have acess to this wisdom? Tim is for us. I know that hoping doesn't work, so I'm fairly slutty with my hoping. It's a great poem and a great video. 
Author: Penn Jillette
Nationality: Australian
b. 05 March 1955
  
 My introduction to the platform of the National Secular Society was quite accidental. I had heard none of its speakers, read none of its publications, except an occasional glance at Bradlaugh's National Reformer. I knew there was a Freethought movement afoot, but that was about all. 
Author: Chapman Cohen
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1868  - d. 04 February 1954
  
 The speaker was opposed by an old gentleman – at least he seemed old to me – who suffered from an impediment in his speech. The lecturer in replying spent part of his time in mimicking the old gentleman's speech. After he had "replied," the lecturer asked for more opposition. Mainly because of his treatment of the old man I accepted the invitation. 
Author: Chapman Cohen
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1868  - d. 04 February 1954
  
 For about forty-four years I have been busy in the interests of Freethought with my pen as well as with my tongue, and for about forty-two years I have been a regular writer for one of the oldest Freethought journals in Europe, and with a single exception, the oldest in the world. For twenty-four years I have been the official editor of that journal, and for the same period, President of the National Secular Society, the only organization for the propagation of militant Freethought in the British Isles. My career as a lecturer – continuously lecturing – is a record in the history of the Freethought movement. 
Author: Chapman Cohen
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1868  - d. 04 February 1954
  
 Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.  
Author: Chapman Cohen
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1868  - d. 04 February 1954
  
 The belief in God is not therefore based on the perception of design in nature. Belief in design in nature is based upon the belief in God. Things are as they are whether there is a God or not. Logically, to believe in design one must start with God. He, or it, is not a conclusion but a datum. You may begin by assuming a creator, and then say he did this or that; but you cannot logically say that because certain things exist, therefore there is a God who made them. God is an assumption, not a conclusion. And it is an assumption that explains nothing. 
Author: Chapman Cohen
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1868  - d. 04 February 1954
  
 Atheist is really a thoroughly honest, unambiguous term, it admits of no paltering and no evasion, and the need of the world, now as ever, is for clear-cut issues and unambiguous speech. 
Author: Chapman Cohen
Nationality: British
b. 01 September 1868  - d. 04 February 1954
  
 It's odd that the word "Atheist" even exists. I don't play golf, is there a word for non-golf players? Do they gather and strategize? I can't do that. I can't gather around and talk about how much everybody in the room doesn't believe in God."  
Author: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Nationality: African-American
b. 05 October 1958
  
 Unless you live in Christ, you are dead to God. 
Author: Rowland Hill
Nationality: English
b. December 1744  - d.  December 1833
  
 I'm sorry if my Atheism offends you, but guess what - Religious wars, Jihads, crusades, Inqusitons, censoring of Free Speech, brainwashing of children, murdering of Albinos, forcing girls into underage marriages, male and female genital mutilaton, stoning, Pederasty, Homophobia and rejection of Science and Reason OFFENDS ME!. 
Author: Mike Treder
Nationality: English   
 God is what you believe in, when you don't believe in yourself. 
Author: Archaeopteryx
Nationality: English
b. December 1948
  
 When a man ceases to believe in god, he does not believe in nothing. He believes in everything. 
Author: G. K. Chesterton
Nationality: English
b. 29 May 1874  - d. 16 June 1936
  
 If there be gods we cannot help them, but we can assist our fellow men. We cannot love the inconceivable, but we can love wife and child and friend.  
Author: Robert G. Ingersoll
Nationality: American
b. 11 August 1833  - d. 21 July 1899
  
 Insanity is believing your hallucinations are real. Religion is believing that other peoples' hallucinations are real. 
Author: Dan Barker
Nationality: American
b. 25 June 1949
  




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