Misquotation Quotes

 Beam me up Scotty. 
Author: Gene Roddenberry
Nationality: American
b. 19 August 1921  - d. 24 October 1991
  
 Et tu, Brute? 
Author: William Shakespeare
Nationality: English
b. December 1564  - d. 23 April 1616
  
 The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash. - Winston Churchill 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Voltaire  
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 If they have no bread, let them eat cake! - Marie Antoinette. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the cherry tree." - George Washington 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Judy, Judy, Judy! - Cary Grant 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Houston, we have a problem. - Lunar Module Pilot Fred Haise 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Media reports stated that Al Gore claimed he "invented the Internet." - Al Gore  
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Gild the lily. - William Shakespeare, King John. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 There's a sucker born every minute. - P.T. Barnum 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Anything that can go wrong, will. - Edward A. Murphy, Jr. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 You forgot Poland.- George W. Bush. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 We are going to build the Tories out of London. - Herbert Morrison. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 We are the masters now. - Hartley Shawcross  
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Crisis? What Crisis? - attributed to British Prime Minister James Callaghan. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Billions and billions. - Carl Sagan. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 The ends justify the means. - Niccolò Machiavelli. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 The only two certainties in life are death and taxes." - Mark Twain 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Benjamin Franklin. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Pride comes before a fall. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 I fear that all we have done is awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Can't we all just get along? - Rodney King. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy. - U.S. Senator Lloyd Bentsen, Democratic vice-presidential candidate in 1988, to his opponent, Senator Dan Quayle, during a debate. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted to it. Geophysical evidence reveals the power of the stars and the planets in relation to the terrestrial. In turn, astrology reinforces this power to some extent. This is why astrology is like a life-giving elixir to mankind. - Albert Einstein in the Huters astrologischer Kalender. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 'Hey Ram' - Mahatma Gandhi - Last words. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Nul points - Eurovision Song Contest. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. - Charles J Sykes 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Israel must be wiped off the face of the map. - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you? PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 It was like kissing Hitler. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary," murmured Psmith. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 'Alf Todd,' said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, 'has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild-cat's ear with a red-hot needle.' 
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
Nationality: American
b. 15 October 1881  - d. 14 February 1975
  
 Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Nice guys finish last. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Just the facts, ma'am. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. Presumably the plans for our employment were being changed. I was to learn later in life that, perhaps because we are so good at organizing, we tend as a nation to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 No rest for the weary. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 It's a funny old game. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Religion is the opiate of the masses. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Blood, Sweat, and Tears. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 God helps those who help themselves. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Lead on, Macduff. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Bubble bubble, toil and trouble. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Money is the root of all evil. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Play it again, Sam. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Greed is good. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 The rest is science.  
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 I am not a crook. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 All for one and one for all! 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 "Step into my parlor", said the spider to the fly. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Two Wongs don't make a White. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 There's a sucker born every minute - P.T. Barnum 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 It is not the species that are most responsive to change that are likely to survive, it is the ones that are lucky, or already have the right features that can be passed on to the next generation. - Charles Darwin 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 I want to be alone. - Greta Garbo 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Thomas Haynes Bayly 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 Freedom and responsibility. - Carl L. Becker 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: American   
 I believe his arrest and detention by the international criminal tribunal is unconstitutional, and goes against Yugoslav and international law. They have no right to try him. 
Author: Harold Pinter
Nationality: English
b. 10 October 1930  - d. 24 December 2008
  
 We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone. 
Author: Joseph Stalin
Nationality: Russian
b. 21 December 1879  - d. 5 March 1953
  
 Cadres decide everything! 
Author: Joseph Stalin
Nationality: Russian
b. 21 December 1879  - d. 5 March 1953
  
 Life has improved, comrades. Life has become more joyous. 
Author: Joseph Stalin
Nationality: Russian
b. 21 December 1879  - d. 5 March 1953
  
 Ours is a just cause; victory will be ours! 
Author: Joseph Stalin
Nationality: Russian
b. 21 December 1879  - d. 5 March 1953
  
 I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this - who will count the votes, and how. 
Author: Joseph Stalin
Nationality: Russian
b. 21 December 1879  - d. 5 March 1953
  
 The inmates have taken over the asylum! 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: Russian   
 Death of one man is a tragedy, death of a million is a statistic - Joseph Stalin 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: Russian   
 We're ne'er like angels till our passion dies. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: Russian   
 Would you please publish the enclosed manuscript or return it without delay, as I have other irons in the fire - Elinor Glyn 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: Russian   
 Where his glowing eye-balls turn, Thousand banners round him burn. Where he points his purple spear, Hasty, hasty Rout is there, Marking with indignant eye Fear to stop and shame to fly. There Confusion, Terror's child, Conflict fierce and Ruin wild, Agony that pants for breath, Despair and honourable Death. 
Author: Thomas Gray
Nationality: English
b. 26 December 1716  - d. 30 July 1771
  
 Trust no one in whom the desire to punish is strong - Fyodor Dostoevsky. 
Author: Famous Misquotations
Nationality: English   
 The British are coming! 
Author: Paul Revere
Nationality: American
b. 22 December 1734  - d. 10 May 1818
  
 There's a sucker born every minute. 
Author: Phineas T. Barnum
Nationality: American
b. 5 July 1810  - d. 7 April 1891
  
 The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. 
Author: Ferdinand Magellan
Nationality: Portuguese
b. December 1480  - d. 27 April 1521
  




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