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The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

People are throwing panties at you. They certainly never do that at my book-signings.

On playing in The Rock Bottom Remainders

All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good." All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

Bongo in Childhood Is Hell- 1988

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books. Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngsters"; Variant: When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.

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