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The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Life in Hell - a comic strip series, much of which has been collected into a series of books.


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