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HOT, FILTHY SEX! Okay, the truth is I have nothing to back up that first sentence in the way of content. I just thought that since this is a sweeps episode, and traditionally sweeps episodes are...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 92 - 1st Aired: 20 Nov 2001

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I love Dharma & Greg. I love the fictional characters who populate it, and I love the very real characters involved in the making of it. This was never just a television show for me. This was an...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number107 - 1st Aired: 30 Apr 2002

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YOU MUST READ THIS VANITY CARD! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S SACRED, YOU MUST READ THIS VANITY CARD!! Well, actually, you really don't have to. I just wanted to start the card off with some excitement....

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 58 - 1st Aired: 9 May 2000 http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=58

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An open letter of apology Dear me, Over the years, I have resented you for not being athletic enough, brave enough, funny enough, smart enough, talented enough, handsome enough, rich enough,...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 45 - 1st Aired: 23 Nov 1999 http://www.chucklorre.com/index-dg.php?p=45

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Mornings are the worst. The mind seems undefended, easy prey for both memories and imagination. What happened. What should've happened. What might happen someday. Your fault, my fault, no one's...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 314 - 1st Aired: 18 November 2010

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CENSORED: 236 Starting 2009 with a bang! CENSORED As always, you know where to look. Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 236 - 1st Aired: Did Not Air Mom and...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 236 - 1st Aired: 12 January 2009

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CENSORED: 255 As always, the offending material is available to be read if you know where to look. I think you'll find that the card, while mildly amusing, is nowhere near as entertaining as the...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 255 - 1st Aired: 21 September 2009

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Cards with Imagery - Boris Charminsky Miracle Hair Grower

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 268 - 1st Aired: 23 November 2009 http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=268

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Go to Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 271 - 1st Aired: 14 December 2009

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I recently discovered that the writers of Two and a Half Men had used their free time to compile a 'bucket list.' Here it is, unabridged: Have sex with a bucket. Draw a face on a bucket and have...

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Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 298 - 1st Aired: 11 October 2010

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