Chuck Lorre

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- Writer, Director, Producer and Composer October 18 , 1952 Amazon Quotes about Chuck Lorre Top 10 Quotes by Chuck Lorre Read full biography

HOT, FILTHY SEX! Okay, the truth is I have nothing to back up that first sentence in the way of content. I just thought that since this is a sweeps episode, and traditionally sweeps episodes are...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 92 - 1st Aired: 20 Nov 2001

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I love Dharma & Greg. I love the fictional characters who populate it, and I love the very real characters involved in the making of it. This was never just a television show for me. This was an...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number107 - 1st Aired: 30 Apr 2002

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YOU MUST READ THIS VANITY CARD! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S SACRED, YOU MUST READ THIS VANITY CARD!! Well, actually, you really don't have to. I just wanted to start the card off with some excitement....

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 58 - 1st Aired: 9 May 2000 http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=58

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An open letter of apology Dear me, Over the years, I have resented you for not being athletic enough, brave enough, funny enough, smart enough, talented enough, handsome enough, rich enough,...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 45 - 1st Aired: 23 Nov 1999 http://www.chucklorre.com/index-dg.php?p=45

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Mornings are the worst. The mind seems undefended, easy prey for both memories and imagination. What happened. What should've happened. What might happen someday. Your fault, my fault, no one's...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 314 - 1st Aired: 18 November 2010

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CENSORED: 236 Starting 2009 with a bang! CENSORED As always, you know where to look. Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 236 - 1st Aired: Did Not Air Mom and...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 236 - 1st Aired: 12 January 2009

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CENSORED: 255 As always, the offending material is available to be read if you know where to look. I think you'll find that the card, while mildly amusing, is nowhere near as entertaining as the...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 255 - 1st Aired: 21 September 2009

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Cards with Imagery - Boris Charminsky Miracle Hair Grower

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 268 - 1st Aired: 23 November 2009 http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=268

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Go to Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 271 - 1st Aired: 14 December 2009

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I recently discovered that the writers of Two and a Half Men had used their free time to compile a 'bucket list.' Here it is, unabridged: Have sex with a bucket. Draw a face on a bucket and have...

Chuck Lorre Productions - The Official Vanity Card Archives - Number 298 - 1st Aired: 11 October 2010

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