Stephen Merchant Quotes

Come on, Rick! If Marx and Engels is not gonna get a woman sweaty down below, then nothing is. Then my name is not Steve Merchant.

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 30 March 2002 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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It's confidence ... the thing that always held me back was the fear of an embarrassing situation.

Stephen Merchant

GQ October 2007 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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I thought it was worth getting some condoms, because ... you know ... it's Christmas party season, and you never know when you're gonna run out of balloons.

Stephen Merchant

The Podfather Part 2 - Thanksgiving http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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I had to say 'You're all my hos, but I can't choose between you. So I'm taking Karl.

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 20 April 2002 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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Basically Ricky is wearing .. he's made so little effort, the only way he could have made less effort was if he wasn't wearing any clothes. If he was just wearing his underpants, that he slept in.

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 02 July 2005 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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I actually got to the point now where I refuse to eat out with Ricky. It sucks the life out of me. I can't enjoy the experience. You whinge, you complain, you look at Jane like a little boy, like...

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 11 June 2005 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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Well, someone just thought you were fat, with a beard. Which is true.

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 22 November 2003 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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How many times have you been to a doctor's clinic, and sat in the waiting room, right, Karl, how many times have you been there with a friend of yours? Twice I've been with Ricky.

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 27 April 2002http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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But what I love though Rick is the idea of you, jumping into icy water to save someone, giving them a lung; I can guarantee if someone was lying on the floor screaming, they needed your help, you'd...

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 27 April 2002 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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Have you got a single pair of trousers that aren't elasticated at the waist?

Stephen Merchant

Xfm 15 December 2001 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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