Top 10 Stephen Merchant Quotes at QuotationFun

I had to say 'You're all my hos, but I can't choose between you. So I'm taking Karl.

Xfm 20 April 2002 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

Unless you've heard him, you can never really appreciate .. but he's like a real life Homer Simpson. The things he comes out with are extraordinary.

This Morning 11 December 2006 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

Come on, Rick! If Marx and Engels is not gonna get a woman sweaty down below, then nothing is. Then my name is not Steve Merchant.

Xfm 30 March 2002 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

I think if you sex with another bloke, you're generally considered gay.

The Ricky Gervais Show Video Podcast #5 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

Have you got a single pair of trousers that aren't elasticated at the waist?

Xfm 15 December 2001 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

It's like having a chimp in the room.

On Karl Pilkington http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

It's confidence ... the thing that always held me back was the fear of an embarrassing situation.

GQ October 2007 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

You ask ‘em for, you know, I don’t know, great quotes or something from the great philosophers – nothing! You ask ‘em where to buy meths cheap – straight on the phone!

Xfm 06 April 2002 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

Well, someone just thought you were fat, with a beard. Which is true.

Xfm 22 November 2003 http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

How many times have you been to a doctor's clinic, and sat in the waiting room, right, Karl, how many times have you been there with a friend of yours? Twice I've been with Ricky.

Xfm 27 April 2002http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Stephen_Merchant_Quotes

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